Small Town Terror

[Urblock]

A moron had their 3ft Nile monitor lizard escape. People are advised to keep their children and small pets inside. Fucking crazy. Lol.

Police warn of escaped lizard

FISHER, Ill. (WCIA) — Police are warning the public after a 3 foot long Nile monitor lizard escaped from someone’s home. They said it appears to be around the Shepherd Mobile Estates ar…

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[MDB111™]

A moron had their 3ft Nile monitor lizard escape. People are advised to keep their children and small pets inside. Fucking crazy. Lol.

Police warn of escaped lizard

FISHER, Ill. (WCIA) — Police are warning the public after a 3 foot long Nile monitor lizard escaped from someone’s home. They said it appears to be around the Shepherd Mobile Estates ar…

www.wcia.com

3ft? You could throat punch that. Or at least double doink it off a tree.

 

[KoreanBear]

Let out the cat to do its business

 

[Rob219_CBMB]

catch it and sell it..lol, not like the owner is gonna reward you, he'll possibly be sittin in jail.

 

[Burque]

Let out the cat to do its business

Uhhmmm a cat would get wrecked by a Nile Monitor.

 

[KoreanBear]

Uhhmmm a cat would get wrecked by a Nile Monitor.

Holy shit they eat pets in florida!!

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I hope it gets Rango.

 

[HeHateMe]

Holy shit they eat pets in florida!!

They are 3 foot long lizards that are fed live rats, of course they eat cats and dogs lol.

 

[KoreanBear]

They are 3 foot long lizards that are fed live rats, of course they eat cats and dogs lol.

Fucking monsters

 

[HeHateMe]

Fucking monsters

A buddy of mine has a huge monitor lizard in a 10 foot cage in his music studio. It is chill but terrifying to think it could bite u and its saliva can rot your flesh.

 

[ytsejam]

 

[KoreanBear]

A buddy of mine has a huge monitor lizard in a 10 foot cage in his music studio. It is chill but terrifying to think it could bite u and its saliva can rot your flesh.

Wait them are just like the komodo dragons!!!

Why are the rednecks not forming lizzard killing militias? Fucking put a ransom on them things ffs.

 

[Urblock]

The local talk is that 2 farm boys caught it and have it in their barn. LOL

 

[airtime143]

Them are good eatin'.

 

[Urblock]

New small town fun. Sheriff’s office continue search for loose buffalo

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

 

[Urblock]

Next weekend. Had surgery so I have to behave for another week or my wife will kill me.

 

[HeHateMe]

New small town fun. Sheriff’s office continue search for loose buffalo

Idiot.

 

[number51]

 

[ijustposthere]

A moron had their 3ft Nile monitor lizard escape. People are advised to keep their children and small pets inside. Fucking crazy. Lol.

Police warn of escaped lizard

FISHER, Ill. (WCIA) — Police are warning the public after a 3 foot long Nile monitor lizard escaped from someone’s home. They said it appears to be around the Shepherd Mobile Estates ar…

www.wcia.com

This is the type of stuff that will happen in Biden's America.