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Nothing more sloppy than snow melting. Post any melting experiences you have came across.
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One day after much snow had fallen it all decided to melt into giant cold puddles that were ankle deep at every intersection. These puddles were then covered by ice/snow that had not melted yet. Guess what I stepped into many times?
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Hmm. Melting experiences. This one time it snowed really bad, and there was one snow plow driver that did all the maintenance on the machines. They wouldn't run if he didn't fix them periodically, so all the other plow truck drivers pretty much did what he said. I think a few of them used to give him BJ's in his truck, but that was just a rumor. Anyways, he'd only plow the roads of the people he liked. The people he didn't like, he would go inside their mailboxes and go through all their mail, looking for ads for other plow companies in case they got any bright ideas. I used to be one of the plow drivers, but they fired me without talking to me about it first. I think it might be b/c I called one of the competitor companies because I knew a few drivers there. That's the only story I can think of.
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Dat one snow plow maintenance guy... wow...
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That's rough nvan, fired for inquiries with another snow plow company.
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That's rough chlorine, do you think it was the FF gods mad for not showing up to the draft on time. Sounds like a cold experience
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If the FF gods were mad, then they shouldn't have let me win :elephant:
Was cold doe...was an unpleasant commute
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Or maybe fucktard shouldn't have dropped Russel Wilson
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Baldwin doe...he's da real MVP
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The thing about melting snow is it's there for like a week, makes a big fucking mess for everyone, but then one day it's just gone... poof, like a fart in the wind.
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This wasn't necessarily snow melting... but when I was a kid, it rained one winter and there was a pretty decent puddle that formed somewhere in my backyard. The next couple of days got extremely cold and the water froze. The temp went up one day and the ice melted, and the puddle was there again. We put a fish in that puddle, and accidentally left it there. Overnight it got real cold again and the water froze. The fish died.
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1. I had snow
2. Snow melted
That's my story
2. Snow melted
That's my story
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Dog poop? Used condoms?
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That was a riveting story. Will there be a movie, or at least video footage?
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It was all slushy and a big hairy thing ran in front of us. We gave him some Cheetos and he was happy
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I wish I could but here in Upstate N.Y. we've gotten only 5 total inches...unprecedented for a winter.