So i'm just chilling

[chs234]

on the couch with my hulk out of its cage, a jar of nutella, bread and a cream soda getting ready to get crazy for the eventful night that is right before me. then all of a sudden there is a big bang on the window, so im just like what the ****. i go to the window and see a big mark on the window...

so i walk back to the couch not minding the mark one bit of a attention, then hear another bang on the window...so i get my lazy ass up again, put the hulk back into his cave and open up the window...so i look down and see two fucking birds on the railing, one is spazzing out like a fish on land and the other is just there dead.

:smoke:

 

[Captain Iago]

I guess momma uses Windex.

 

[chs234]

???

 

[derosabomb]

lollers

 

[chs234]

do i just like kick them off the railing? is it going to smell?

 

[zack54attack]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLvCi4Tdi4]YouTube - Birds and Windex[/ame]

 

[chs234]

whatever

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

get rid of them before it attracts more birds. seriously.

 

[chs234]

really? how do i get rid of them

 

[X]

How do you get rid of birds? Really?

Ugh...

Okay, get some yarn, and tie them around the dead birds necks. Then you hang them in the trees, and it serves as a warning to the other birds, who will stay away due to the sight of their dead brethren. Assuming there is a decent wind (8-10 mph should do it) tonight, there will not be any smell...Take the birds down in the morning, and bury them 2 feet, 9 inches underground.

/common knowledge.

 

[chs234]

ight

 

[Captain Obvious]

So you're actually gonna do that?

 

[chs234]

yeah

 

[Captain Obvious]

Okay, good.

 

[X]

Of course he is...that's what you do in that situation.

 

[derosabomb]

seems like x-factor is well versed in bird law.

 

[chs234]

indeed

 

[X]

<3 Nature.

 

[chs234]

<3 x-factor

 

[Captain Obvious]

<3 Penis