So i'm just chilling

[chs234]

all the girls <3 my penis

 

[Captain Obvious]

All the girls :vomit: on my penis.

 

[chs234]

me too...i hit the ugula or whatever the **** its spelled

 

[chs234]

ok i put one bird on the tree i couldn't reach the other.

 

[derosabomb]

lol

 

[Montanaro]

The stench of dead bird should keep the others away.

 

[chs234]

ight

 

[chs234]

i got a broom and pushed the other one off. it was gross.

 

[USCChiFan]

I approve of this thread

 

[derosabomb]

this thread brings the lulz :clap:

 

[chs234]

ok.

 

[USCChiFan]

ok.

:shot:

 

[chs234]

stfu

 

[X]

CHS, between 72 and 84 hours, you need to dig up the buried bird. I'm hoping you kept him on the string, b/c you need to swing him around 22 times, while screaming "AY YAYAYAYAYAYA"...that should keep the rest of the birds at bay...

Spoiler

unless they're blue jays...WHOLE nother story with those bastards.

 

[chs234]

what do u do with blue jays

 

[X]

Blue Jays are like the Al Qaede of birds...they wait until eggs are in nests, kick them out, and take the food the parent birds bring to their "babies"...

That being said, you should probably just train a pet black rat snake to fight on command...clip the wings of the birds so they can't fly, put both in an aquarium, ring the bell and watch the fireworks.

 

[chs234]

cool story brah

 

[X]

cool story brah

that part is actually true :yep:

 

[chs234]

i like your sig

 

[Capt. Serious]

i like yours too