So What's Everyone Doing For Thanksgiving And What Are You Thankful For?

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Yeah, I'll just bet it's not your umbrage that's getting worked up.

Well, I am at about half-stock, but it's been HOURS since my prostate was milked.



Happy Thanksgiving thoughts everyone!!!
 

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Well, I am at about half-stock, but it's been HOURS since my prostate was milked.



Happy Thanksgiving thoughts everyone!!!

Awww, poor baby. Well now's the exact time of year for you to give thanks for your Fleshlight.
 

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Awww, poor baby. Well now's the exact time of year for you to give thanks for your Fleshlight.

Have you seen what those cost?!?!?



My hand works just as well and doesn't require batteries.
 

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Have you seen what those cost?!?!?



My hand works just as well and doesn't require batteries.



Miserly bastard. Just think of it this way, batteries make it more fun. . .like your beloved video games.
 

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Miserly bastard. Just think of it this way, batteries make it more fun. . .like your beloved video games.



Don't need batteries with the Fleshlight. Just good ol fashioned in and out.



As for junk pics, I have been known to send random dong pics. One recipient I guess kept it, despite the fact I said I could provide many more. Well, she was texting with some family members during a Hawks game and accidentally sent out Norman (that's what I named him) out to her brother and sisters.
 

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Don't need batteries with the Fleshlight. Just good ol fashioned in and out.



As for junk pics, I have been known to send random dong pics. One recipient I guess kept it, despite the fact I said I could provide many more. Well, she was texting with some family members during a Hawks game and accidentally sent out Norman (that's what I named him) out to her brother and sisters.



For the original no, but you do for the newer souped-up turbo-charged ones, LOL.



Also? You are a freak. . .and unless Norman is of porn-grade quality the cell phone carriers should probably ban you as a public menace.
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Having Thanksgiving at our house again this year. I cleaned the whole house on Sunday - that's my job. Now I turn it over to the wife and sit back and eat all I can
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If I may, I'd like to give a shout out to an old o-board poster named El-Sid who posted this beauty a couple years ago when asked what he was thankful for --> "I'm thankful for vaginas, and the women who have shared theirs with me". By far the funniest post I've ever read and still remember it today. Where you at Sid?



El Cid aka MotherfuckinCid was around IHN for a while, but hasn't been around lately.
 

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For the original no, but you do for the newer souped-up turbo-charged ones, LOL.



Also? You are a freak. . .and unless Norman is of porn-grade quality the cell phone carriers should probably ban you as a public menace.
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Honestly you don't need the vibration on that thing.



He isn't. He looks like a sad mescal worm.



















































I get the feeling Bookie is angling for a portrait of Norman on her Blackberry.
 

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I am thankfull that I celebrate Thanksgiving on the proper date.



Enjoy your Holiday you twits!!
 

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I am thankfull that I celebrate Thanksgiving on the proper date.



Enjoy your Holiday you twits!!



f canada. i play mens league with a guy from vancouver tonight, just for that he's gonna get ran multiple times.



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I'm going to say hi to an american indian, if I ever see one that is, so far 29 years and counting on never seeing an american indian in person. That im 1/25th American Indian on my mothers side 15 times removed bullshit doesn't count, at that point you are about as American Indian as anybody else.



Its probably for the best, knowing my luck I would cough on him, and it would wipe out his village.
 

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I'm going to say hi to an american indian, if I ever see one that is, so far 29 years and counting on never seeing an american indian in person. That im 1/25th American Indian on my mothers side 15 times removed bullshit doesn't count, at that point you are about as American Indian as anybody else.



Its probably for the best, knowing my luck I would cough on him, and it would wipe out his village.





You aren't serious are you? You've never driven in and or around an Indian Reservation? I suggest a drive out to Browning Mt which is in the middle of the Blackfeet Indian Reservation. Do it during day light though.
 

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My parents are in town for Thanksgiving and my retirement ceremony on Tuesday of next week.
 

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I'm going to say hi to an american indian, if I ever see one that is, so far 29 years and counting on never seeing an american indian in person. That im 1/25th American Indian on my mothers side 15 times removed bullshit doesn't count, at that point you are about as American Indian as anybody else.



Its probably for the best, knowing my luck I would cough on him, and it would wipe out his village.



Careful with the indian shit. I'm not indian at all but living in North Dakota gives me a new found knowledge and respect for them. I see people at hawk games with headdresses and it makes me pretty angry. That's pretty disrespectful when people do that, because it takes a lot for an indian to earn a headdress. Not really a big deal in Chicago, but if someone wore a headdress to a Fighting Sioux game up here, they probably wouldn't be allowed in the building.
 

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