Sorry but it's too funny not too.

[BlackHawkPaul]

Remind me again which party got railroaded in the last Congressional election?

Party?

It looks like the public railroaded themselves.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Actually, they only effect she has on me is that she makes me want to **** Tina Fey on a bed of "Don't Tread On Me" flags.

mmmm... porn.

 

[The Count Dante]

We could have had 4 years of side boob and nip-slips but NooooOOOOoooo, we had to have a black pres instead...

 

[chasman]

They should have a debate with Paris Hilton and Palin.........

 

[puckjim]

They should have a debate with Paris Hilton and Palin.........

Could they do it in a wading pool filled with Jello?

 

[roshinaya]

What is Palin actually trying to accomplish with her family vacation on the PACs dime? She just likes the attention it seems and the stupid media is giving it to her. Stop following her around and ignore that crazy person and soon she'll just appear in the wet dreams of teapartiers.

 

[supraman]

You are so funny PJ. Not sure if I should laugh at you with that comment.

Your bias is not surprising even when it was NOT on Fox News.



I love the attention the media gives to her. It so fires them up and people like PJ

can't contain themselves. All about a woman who is not even going to run for POTUS.



I love how she is the decoy for everything not Obama and non-Democratic party.

She really does own the media as much as they will never admit it. She is such a nonevent

to me that I wonder why people get so fired up over her.

Because she is dumber than a box of rocks

 

[supraman]

Actually, they only effect she has on me is that she makes me want to **** Tina Fey on a bed of "Don't Tread On Me" flags.

Tina Fey is a very hot Sarah Palin. Can we just ship the real Palin to Mars and replace her with Tina Fey?

 

[supraman]

Still hilarious.



Shame her and Trump aren't running. This next election would be priceless. I guarantee NEITHER will keep their mouth shut around election time, which will and could INFLUENCE the election outcome.



I want her to talk about the Civil war. Bet we kicked Britans ass then too.

No that is when we killed Darth Vader

 

[winos5]

From wiki-



On April 14, 1775, General Gage received instructions from Secretary of State William Legge, Earl of Dartmouth, to disarm the rebels, who were known to have hidden weapons in Concord, among other locations, and to imprison the rebellion's leaders, especially Samuel Adams and John Hancock. Dartmouth gave Gage considerable discretion in his commands.[9][10] Gage issued orders to Lieutenant Colonel Francis Smith to proceed from Boston “with utmost expedition and secrecy to Concord, where you will seize and destroy... all Military stores... But you will take care that the soldiers do not plunder the inhabitants or hurt private property.” Gage did not issue written orders for the arrest of rebel leaders, as he feared doing so might spark an uprising.[11]



Between 9 and 10 pm on the night of April 18, 1775, Joseph Warren told Revere and William Dawes that the king's troops were about to embark in boats from Boston bound for Cambridge and the road to Lexington and Concord. Warren's intelligence suggested that the most likely objectives of the regulars' movements later that night would be the capture of Adams and Hancock. They did not worry about the possibility of regulars marching to Concord, since the supplies at Concord were safe, but they did think their leaders in Lexington were unaware of the potential danger that night. Revere and Dawes were sent out to warn them and to alert colonial militias in nearby towns.[12][13]



In the days before April 18, Revere had instructed Robert Newman, the sexton of the Old North Church, to send a signal by lantern to alert colonists in Charlestown as to the movements of the troops when the information became known. In what is well known today by the phrase “one if by land, two if by sea”, one lantern in the steeple would signal the army's choice of the land route, while two lanterns would signal the route “by water” across the Charles River.[14] Revere first gave instructions to send the signal to Charlestown. He then crossed the Charles River by rowboat, slipping past the British warship HMS Somerset at anchor. Crossings were banned at that hour, but Revere safely landed in Charlestown and rode to Lexington, avoiding a British patrol and later warning almost every house along the route. The Charlestown colonists dispatched additional riders to the north.[13][15]



Riding through present-day Somerville, Medford, and Arlington, Revere warned patriots along his route — many of whom set out on horseback to deliver warnings of their own. By the end of the night there were probably as many as 40 riders throughout Middlesex County carrying the news of the army's advance. Revere did not shout the phrase later attributed to him ("The British are coming!"), largely because the mission depended on secrecy and the countryside was filled with British army patrols, and because the colonists themselves were British.[16] Revere's warning, according to eyewitness accounts of the ride and Revere's own descriptions, was "The Regulars are coming out."[17] Revere arrived in Lexington around midnight, with Dawes arriving about a half hour later. They met with Samuel Adams and John Hancock, who were spending the night with Hancock's relatives (in what is now called the Hancock-Clarke House), and they spent a great deal of time discussing plans of action upon receiving the news. They believed that the forces leaving the city were too large for the sole task of arresting two men and that Concord was the main target.[18] The Lexington men dispatched riders to the surrounding towns, and Revere and Dawes continued along the road to Concord accompanied by Samuel Prescott, a doctor who happened to be in Lexington "returning from a lady friend's house at the awkward hour of 1 a.m."[13][19]





Paul Revere's rideRevere, Dawes, and Prescott were detained by a British Army patrol in Lincoln at a roadblock on the way to Concord.[13] Prescott jumped his horse over a wall and escaped into the woods; he eventually reached Concord. Dawes also escaped, though he fell off his horse not long after and did not complete the ride.[20][21]



Revere was captured and questioned by the British soldiers at gunpoint. He told them of the army's movement from Boston, and that British army troops would be in some danger if they approached Lexington, because of the large number of hostile militia gathered there. Everything Revere told his British captors had a single goal, to move the soldiers away from Lexington, where he had left Hancock and Adams. Revere had reason to believe the patrol's mission was to arrest the two Patriot leaders. He and other captives taken by the patrol were still escorted east toward Lexington, until about a half mile from Lexington they heard a gunshot. The British major demanded Revere explain the shot, and Revere replied it was a signal to "alarm the Country". A few minutes later came a flurry of shots that seemed to alarm the British captors even beyond the panic they were already in. As the group drew closer to Lexington, the town bell began to clang rapidly, to which one of the captives proclaimed to the British soldiers "The bell's a'ringing! The town's alarmed, and you're all dead men!" The British soldiers gathered and decided not to press further towards Lexington, to instead free the prisoners and to head back to warn their commanders.[22] The British confiscated Revere's horse, and rode off to warn the approaching army column. Revere was horseless and walked through a cemetery and pastures until he came to Rev. Clarke's house where Hancock and Adams were staying. As the battle on Lexington Green unfolded, Revere assisted John Hancock and his family in their escape from Lexington, helping to carry a trunk of Hancock's papers















Apparently Palin is more in touch with US history than most of us. I thought she fucked up, but apparently not.





Or maybe she just got lucky with her choice of words as one historian put it....



Edit: Apparently Palin supporters have hacked wiki and altered the Paul Revere entry and Wiki has removed the alterations. Don't know which page I quoted.



I'd always lay my money on the celebrity/politician fucking up though....

 

[supraman]

From wiki-



On April 14, 1775, General Gage received instructions from Secretary of State William Legge, Earl of Dartmouth, to disarm the rebels, who were known to have hidden weapons in Concord, among other locations, and to imprison the rebellion's leaders, especially Samuel Adams and John Hancock. Dartmouth gave Gage considerable discretion in his commands.[9][10] Gage issued orders to Lieutenant Colonel Francis Smith to proceed from Boston “with utmost expedition and secrecy to Concord, where you will seize and destroy... all Military stores... But you will take care that the soldiers do not plunder the inhabitants or hurt private property.” Gage did not issue written orders for the arrest of rebel leaders, as he feared doing so might spark an uprising.[11]



Between 9 and 10 pm on the night of April 18, 1775, Joseph Warren told Revere and William Dawes that the king's troops were about to embark in boats from Boston bound for Cambridge and the road to Lexington and Concord. Warren's intelligence suggested that the most likely objectives of the regulars' movements later that night would be the capture of Adams and Hancock. They did not worry about the possibility of regulars marching to Concord, since the supplies at Concord were safe, but they did think their leaders in Lexington were unaware of the potential danger that night. Revere and Dawes were sent out to warn them and to alert colonial militias in nearby towns.[12][13]



In the days before April 18, Revere had instructed Robert Newman, the sexton of the Old North Church, to send a signal by lantern to alert colonists in Charlestown as to the movements of the troops when the information became known. In what is well known today by the phrase “one if by land, two if by sea”, one lantern in the steeple would signal the army's choice of the land route, while two lanterns would signal the route “by water” across the Charles River.[14] Revere first gave instructions to send the signal to Charlestown. He then crossed the Charles River by rowboat, slipping past the British warship HMS Somerset at anchor. Crossings were banned at that hour, but Revere safely landed in Charlestown and rode to Lexington, avoiding a British patrol and later warning almost every house along the route. The Charlestown colonists dispatched additional riders to the north.[13][15]



Riding through present-day Somerville, Medford, and Arlington, Revere warned patriots along his route — many of whom set out on horseback to deliver warnings of their own. By the end of the night there were probably as many as 40 riders throughout Middlesex County carrying the news of the army's advance. Revere did not shout the phrase later attributed to him ("The British are coming!"), largely because the mission depended on secrecy and the countryside was filled with British army patrols, and because the colonists themselves were British.[16] Revere's warning, according to eyewitness accounts of the ride and Revere's own descriptions, was "The Regulars are coming out."[17] Revere arrived in Lexington around midnight, with Dawes arriving about a half hour later. They met with Samuel Adams and John Hancock, who were spending the night with Hancock's relatives (in what is now called the Hancock-Clarke House), and they spent a great deal of time discussing plans of action upon receiving the news. They believed that the forces leaving the city were too large for the sole task of arresting two men and that Concord was the main target.[18] The Lexington men dispatched riders to the surrounding towns, and Revere and Dawes continued along the road to Concord accompanied by Samuel Prescott, a doctor who happened to be in Lexington "returning from a lady friend's house at the awkward hour of 1 a.m."[13][19]





Paul Revere's rideRevere, Dawes, and Prescott were detained by a British Army patrol in Lincoln at a roadblock on the way to Concord.[13] Prescott jumped his horse over a wall and escaped into the woods; he eventually reached Concord. Dawes also escaped, though he fell off his horse not long after and did not complete the ride.[20][21]



Revere was captured and questioned by the British soldiers at gunpoint. He told them of the army's movement from Boston, and that British army troops would be in some danger if they approached Lexington, because of the large number of hostile militia gathered there. Everything Revere told his British captors had a single goal, to move the soldiers away from Lexington, where he had left Hancock and Adams. Revere had reason to believe the patrol's mission was to arrest the two Patriot leaders. He and other captives taken by the patrol were still escorted east toward Lexington, until about a half mile from Lexington they heard a gunshot. The British major demanded Revere explain the shot, and Revere replied it was a signal to "alarm the Country". A few minutes later came a flurry of shots that seemed to alarm the British captors even beyond the panic they were already in. As the group drew closer to Lexington, the town bell began to clang rapidly, to which one of the captives proclaimed to the British soldiers "The bell's a'ringing! The town's alarmed, and you're all dead men!" The British soldiers gathered and decided not to press further towards Lexington, to instead free the prisoners and to head back to warn their commanders.[22] The British confiscated Revere's horse, and rode off to warn the approaching army column. Revere was horseless and walked through a cemetery and pastures until he came to Rev. Clarke's house where Hancock and Adams were staying. As the battle on Lexington Green unfolded, Revere assisted John Hancock and his family in their escape from Lexington, helping to carry a trunk of Hancock's papers















Apparently Palin is more in touch with US history than most of us. I thought she fucked up, but apparently not.





Or maybe she just got lucky with her choice of words as one historian put it....

So she gets partial credit

 

[winos5]

So she gets partial credit

Or maybe not, see my Edit. I'm confused. It's Miller time though, so all is well.

 

[supraman]

Or maybe not, see my Edit. I'm confused. It's Miller time though, so all is well.

Dont care, she shoved the 2nd amendment in there. And she's stupid. Dont let facts get in the way of her being stupid.



Remember "I can see Russia from my house"

 

[IceHogsFan]

Sorry but it's too funny not too



I found this worthy to post in this thread with this title.



WeinerGate??



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y81vQz3WEZY&feature=fvsr[/media]

 

[R K]

That's pretty fucking funny too. Even funnier he called Pelosicunt for advise!!!



Oh our political system is FUCKED! One by LAND!

 

[supraman]

That's pretty fucking funny too. Even funnier he called Pelosicunt for advise!!!



Oh our political system is FUCKED! One by LAND!

Two bells if by sea

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Ha Ha He confesses:

: My link



What is even more funny is Pelosi is calling for an investigation



He cried as he said publicly he was deeply ashamed of his actions - but refused to resign.



Mr Weiner admitted to inappropriate internet and telephone conversations with six women but said none of them developed into a physical relationship.



"I'm deeply regretting what I have done and I'm not resigning," Mr Weiner said at a news conference while wiping away tears.



"The picture was of me and I sent it," he said of an image sent over Twitter of a man in his underpants, which sparked the scandal more than a week ago.Pelosi wants an investigation, which will amount to a big ZERO for the public but extra dollars for whichever of her chronies she appoints for the investigation.