jive
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After smoking the MAC 1 for the 49ers game, I thought I was onto something.
I smoked it during the Packers game, and I found that the Bears only did well while I was puffing up. When I was smoking a J, the Packers fumbled. When I was smoking another J, the Bears were driving down the field but Fields failed on the goal line right after I put out that joint. After smoking so much weed to keep us competitive in that game, I just couldn't keep up and the team faltered while I was recovering. Then when I rolled a few more, they were in too much of a deficit for me to smoke our way back in. I still feel guilty about this.
I was prepared for the Texans game, and figured that since it was the Texans I could take it easy and use the dry herb vape to extend my game winning weed. But, I still wound up using more weed than I thought I would. I was puffing strong well into the 4th quarter.
Now I lined up my magic weed for the Giants game, hoping to save 1st place in the division. But, it seemed like those dudes broke into my stash and smoked my shit before the game. I smoked enough weed to cause 2 QBs to get knocked out. I gave them plenty of opportunities, but they blew it. Velus Jones made me smoke my 7th joint for nothing. Well, I did get really high so it wasn't a total waste.
Usually I'm good with 3-4 joints during a game, but these guys gotta help me out some. I can't be blowing through a half ounce of weed every game. I don't think it's right to cash my stash trying to help out guys who can't match my effort.
I smoked it during the Packers game, and I found that the Bears only did well while I was puffing up. When I was smoking a J, the Packers fumbled. When I was smoking another J, the Bears were driving down the field but Fields failed on the goal line right after I put out that joint. After smoking so much weed to keep us competitive in that game, I just couldn't keep up and the team faltered while I was recovering. Then when I rolled a few more, they were in too much of a deficit for me to smoke our way back in. I still feel guilty about this.
I was prepared for the Texans game, and figured that since it was the Texans I could take it easy and use the dry herb vape to extend my game winning weed. But, I still wound up using more weed than I thought I would. I was puffing strong well into the 4th quarter.
Now I lined up my magic weed for the Giants game, hoping to save 1st place in the division. But, it seemed like those dudes broke into my stash and smoked my shit before the game. I smoked enough weed to cause 2 QBs to get knocked out. I gave them plenty of opportunities, but they blew it. Velus Jones made me smoke my 7th joint for nothing. Well, I did get really high so it wasn't a total waste.
Usually I'm good with 3-4 joints during a game, but these guys gotta help me out some. I can't be blowing through a half ounce of weed every game. I don't think it's right to cash my stash trying to help out guys who can't match my effort.