-My basement in KC - I had a yard with some old trees, and dodgy pipes ... lots of roots and every year the damned sewer system backed up into the basement. . . I hear ya.
Luckily basements are almost non-existent in Australia -so I have never had to deal with that annual disgusting event for a long long time.
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On another note- while poking around (I do some designs on one of those print to demand websites), I found that this particular company also owned a company that can do one off custom sports designs (as in they do hockey jerseys ) - so you can put your own design on a jersey. Apparently these things are built to fit around pads. They don't look to be much more than a typical replica and personalized NHL jersey.