Sweet Christ I hope this isn't fake

[jakobeast]

Password123

78 | M | Straight | Single

New Orleans, Louisiana



I clicked something on that google garbage and my machine sent me here what the hell is this crap?



Sounds perfect for you!!!

Soooo dreamy.



If this is a joke, it is fuckin' brilliant.

 

[JOVE23]

Das_Booty



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[sth]

Jako anymore interesting personals that you've found?

 

[chasman]

Don't encourage him , who knows what shit he will find.

 

[jakobeast]

Jako anymore interesting personals that you've found?

No, and after some digging, I believe this to be a phony.









That makes me really sad.

 

[thanson1990]

Leave it up to Jako to find this site. I'm not even going to ask.



My favorite:



NiceGuy2002

74 | M | Straight | Single

Boca Raton, Florida



I am a gentle, sincere, considerate, affectionate, non-smoker who loves female companionship. Mature enough that I do not need to go farther than cuddling. Actually, I have ED but love to caress, cuddle, and kiss, and love to "spoon" even more without sex. Depending on what your definition of sex is!

 

[MassHavoc]

Not only did he find it but he took the time to contact a bunch of them. how do you think he found out it was fake.

 

[jakobeast]

Not only did he find it but he took the time to contact a bunch of them. how do you think he found out it was fake.

Questions needed answers.



On the plus side, I have 1 lovely cruise, and another meeting I would rather not talk about.

 

[bookjones]

The site is so fucking awesomely hysterical and bent that I am truly saddened it's a hoax. This is one of those times where one would like to be able to use the old adage, "true life reads better than fiction".