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The Art of Farting
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I just finished a healthy poop to report on a fart I just heard that wasn't my own.</p>
I was in the stall pooping a hammer when a gentleman walked in to use one of the urinals.
He farted.</p>
While this sounds all too familiar, the fart was epic. It was lengthy, but it sounded sad that it was being let go from its hosts anal cavity.
It sounded like it needed a friend and didn't want to take the journey into the atmosphere to join his fart brothers and sisters.</p>
I was in the stall pooping a hammer when a gentleman walked in to use one of the urinals.
He farted.</p>
While this sounds all too familiar, the fart was epic. It was lengthy, but it sounded sad that it was being let go from its hosts anal cavity.
It sounded like it needed a friend and didn't want to take the journey into the atmosphere to join his fart brothers and sisters.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="BHP" data-cid="221871" data-time="1392826916">
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I just finished a healthy poop to report on a fart I just heard that wasn't my own.</p>
I was in the stall pooping a hammer when a gentleman walked in to use one of the urinals.
He farted.</p>
While this sounds all too familiar, the fart was epic. It was lengthy, but it sounded sad that it was being let go from its hosts anal cavity.
It sounded like it needed a friend and didn't want to take the journey into the atmosphere to join his fart brothers and sisters.</p>
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:laughing-lmao: :happy-partydance:
bscene-fart: :music-deathmetal:</p>
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I just finished a healthy poop to report on a fart I just heard that wasn't my own.</p>
I was in the stall pooping a hammer when a gentleman walked in to use one of the urinals.
He farted.</p>
While this sounds all too familiar, the fart was epic. It was lengthy, but it sounded sad that it was being let go from its hosts anal cavity.
It sounded like it needed a friend and didn't want to take the journey into the atmosphere to join his fart brothers and sisters.</p>
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:laughing-lmao: :happy-partydance:
bscene-fart: :music-deathmetal:</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="BiscuitInTheBasket2in17" data-cid="221857" data-time="1392775332">
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And many times lifting the seat is by their feet, and don't was their hands....I don't get it either.
Then again, perhaps the urinals are just mounted too high for them...</p>
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We have 3 normal size and one kid size urinal... so no that that... Interestingly enough, I usually take the midget urinal because it's the least used and the cleanest and I get strange looks from people... or it could just be my huge penis.</p>
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And many times lifting the seat is by their feet, and don't was their hands....I don't get it either.
Then again, perhaps the urinals are just mounted too high for them...</p>
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We have 3 normal size and one kid size urinal... so no that that... Interestingly enough, I usually take the midget urinal because it's the least used and the cleanest and I get strange looks from people... or it could just be my huge penis.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MassHavoc" data-cid="221902" data-time="1392832936">
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We have 3 normal size and one kid size urinal... so no that that... Interestingly enough, I usually take the midget urinal because it's the least used and the cleanest and I get strange looks from people... or it could just be my huge penis.</p>
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Yea...that is what it is.... fur sure. LOL</p>
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We have 3 normal size and one kid size urinal... so no that that... Interestingly enough, I usually take the midget urinal because it's the least used and the cleanest and I get strange looks from people... or it could just be my huge penis.</p>
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Yea...that is what it is.... fur sure. LOL</p>
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The small urinal is "where the big Dicks hang out"
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hah.</p>