The Better Marriage Blanket

[bri]

Most of you know I am obsessed with infomercials and I thought I had seen them all. I can honestly say I have never seen the one for The Better Marriage Blanket. I just dicovered this product last night when I was researching another product on the internet.





Apparently this magic blanket absorbs foul odors such as farts. Here is some information about the product and a link to the official website in case anyone is interested in ordering it. Not that any of you fart in bed or anything.

• A real solution to a very real problem
  
• Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons
  
• Even works on top of bed sheets
  
• Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too
  
• The molecules that cause the odor are absorbed and neutralized in millions of microscopic pores in the activated carbon so it has an almost unlimited capacity for eliminating odor
  
• Frequent washing is not needed. Only wash when the outer fabric needs cleaning but “Refresh” The Blanket in the dryer or in the sun occasionally
  
• The blanket will not smell bad after use
  
• Odor absorption will last for the life of the Blanket
  

https://www.buybette...ageblanket.com/

 

[sth]

Wow that is an interesting gift to give someone. I like sleeping with you, but I don't enjoy you ripping ass all night. The question is how many people will admit they need one?

 

[bri]

Wow that is an interesting gift to give someone. I like sleeping with you, but I don't enjoy you ripping ass all night. The question is how many people will admit they need one?

Could you reword that. I don't want people interpreting that as that you sleep with me and I fart.

 

[BigPete]

I fart in bed all the time, but she cooks for me, so as they say "reap what you sew"

 

[sth]

Could you reword that. I don't want people interpreting that as that you sleep with me and I fart.

No way would you fart in bed, as Supra says women don't poop so how can you fart.

 

[howcho]

What, and neutralize the Dutch Oven? No way! That is a man's finest tactic.

 

[Bringmepie]

"Lena, don't raise da sheets! Ders farts under derr!"



Seriously, open the window or buy a can of scented lysoll for inbetween washings or something.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

Seriously?!?!?!?!? Of all the divorced couples you know, have you heard any of them utter: "I left the ****** because he/she shit themslef in bed every night. Sorry ****** could not stop farting after we went to bed."

 

[Maiden]

Seriously?!?!?!?!? Of all the divorced couples you know, have you heard any of them utter: "I left the ****** because he/she shit themslef in bed every night. Sorry ****** could not stop farting after we went to bed."

Jako remains married right? Who needs the blanket?

 

[winos5]

Having worn the military chem warfare suits many a time during the 80s and 90s, I wonder if the blanket leaves you covered with a fine dust of activated charcoal the way the real chem warfare suits do, right out of the package? It wasn't the fabric in the suits as much as it was the activated charcoal sandwiched between the layers. And for the record, if you had a suit on for any length of time and worked with it on, I guarantee you smelled like ass when it came off.

 

[jakobeast]

Jako remains married right? Who needs the blanket?

Yeah, I don't mind her farting, so long as she airs it out.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I've know my wife for over a decade.

Never heard her fart once. She also poops covertly. I swear, I think Supra is right.

My wife doesn't poop. She's out somewhere dressed in black, breaking necks, making sure the country is a safer place.

 

[TSD]

No way would you fart in bed, as Supra says women don't poop so how can you fart.

Yeah they do. You havent lived until you have watched a woman grimace as she forces out a big log.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Yeah they do. You havent lived until you have watched a woman grimace as she forces out a big log.

Oh, how I want to live.

 

[bri]

Yeah they do. You havent lived until you have watched a woman grimace as she forces out a big log.

OMG do you watch poop porn or something?

 

[BigPete]

I've know my wife for over a decade.

Never heard her fart once. She also poops covertly. I swear, I think Supra is right.

My wife doesn't poop. She's out somewhere dressed in black, breaking necks, making sure the country is a safer place.

MarcySpyNinja - sounds like a good graphic novel title or the name of am all girl punk band.

 

[Maiden]

Yeah, I don't mind her farting, so long as she airs it out.

Like Tom Brady airing one out?

 

[whiteevo]

I've know my wife for over a decade.

Never heard her fart once. She also poops covertly. I swear, I think Supra is right.

My wife doesn't poop. She's out somewhere dressed in black, breaking necks, making sure the country is a safer place.

+1 me too. wouldn't know what to do if she ripped one out of the blue.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

+1 me too. wouldn't know what to do if she ripped one out of the blue.

1. I would probably laugh so insanely, I would be on the brink of madness.

2. It would rank as one of the happiest days of my life, maybe a couple notches below the Hawks winning the stanley cup in my lifetime.

3. It could be a fart only lasting .5 seconds. It would still be something that I would have to take a personal day from work on. Every second of duration would be increasing mania. I would put it up there with my kids being born, but would never openly admit it to her or anyone else in a serious manner.

4. Her farting would be as uncommon as me walking into the back yard and finding a grove of saffron. People who cook will find this reference hilarious.

 

[jakobeast]

1. I would probably laugh so insanely, I would be on the brink of madness.

2. It would rank as one of the happiest days of my life, maybe a couple notches below the Hawks winning the stanley cup in my lifetime.

3. It could be a fart only lasting .5 seconds. It would still be something that I would have to take a personal day from work on. Every second of duration would be increasing mania. I would put it up there with my kids being born, but would never openly admit it to her or anyone else in a serious manner.

4. Her farting would be as uncommon as me walking into the back yard and finding a grove of saffron. People who cook will find this reference hilarious.

I will let you hear mine rip some ass. Maybe if she likes you let ya watch her drop a stink pickle.