The Better Marriage Blanket

[the canadian dream]

1. I would probably laugh so insanely, I would be on the brink of madness.

2. It would rank as one of the happiest days of my life, maybe a couple notches below the Hawks winning the stanley cup in my lifetime.

3. It could be a fart only lasting .5 seconds. It would still be something that I would have to take a personal day from work on. Every second of duration would be increasing mania. I would put it up there with my kids being born, but would never openly admit it to her or anyone else in a serious manner.

4. Her farting would be as uncommon as me walking into the back yard and finding a grove of saffron. People who cook will find this reference hilarious.

Halarious.



GOLD!!!!

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I will let you hear mine rip some ass. Maybe if she likes you let ya watch her drop a stink pickle.

Not happening. Her ass is like some of the houses you walk into (not size-wise-- I don't need to be stabbed)





The gas has been shut off for years.