The "I'm Drunk" Thread

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Lol I've been that fucked up before... Wound up driving over to a girls house with my other friend and I banged her.... Well she banged me. Movement from my hips was not happening at that point.

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dude im so fucking drunk. so I ran into this girl I went to grammar school with. SO FUCKING HOT. and get this. Nwfisch knows her! they go to the same college. She has a boyfriend but he wasnt there so I'd totally rail her into 2016. anyways, we just caught up and shit but shes cool. And my buddy is a bartender so free drinks and I can barely type. I'm so fucked up. vodka redbulls, captain and cokes, etc. Like this is Special person how drunk I am. I'm typing perfect though which is pretty cool. I'm an awesome typist. **** with me. Bitches. but for real my dad is my grandma. not really but still. relax guys.


anyways my booty call wont come over so im pissed. im so trashed i probably wouldnt be able to **** her anyways. but you never know. grimson you're cool as shit. im fucked up and I hate being awake right now.

VIVA LA CCS.









later brahs

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Jesus christ I'm embarrassed

Why? You made perfect fucking sense to me.

anyways my booty call wont come over so im pissed. im so trashed i probably wouldnt be able to **** her anyways. but you never know. grimson you're cool as shit. im fucked up and I hate being awake right now.

Anyways... drunk rambling like that is exactly what this thread was created for. NO JUDGEMENT IN HERE!!!
 

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But I'm not dead. Man that was a weird drunk. I have a bad cold and I'm woozy/drowsy sober because of it. Couple that with beer and liquor and I was on some other level of drunk
 

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I'm drinking the last 4 Bluemoons left over from last night (yea I know... I didn't buy them).

Then going to Buffalo Wild Wings to use my $50 giftcard and watch the Hockey World Juniors. After that... I still have half a bottle of scotch to round out the night.

Hopefully I can have an epic drunk rant tonight to match Johnny's!!!!
 

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Finally at bdubs$!!

Jack and coke time!

Oh god, I remember those days that those seemed like the best thing ever.
I remember one time during the Bulls playoff run in 2010-2011 that my cousin and I drank one of those giant bottles of jack to ourselves.
Needless to say we forgot the game was going on and proceeded to attempt to call women over, which never happened.
 

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The "I'm Drunk" Thread

If there were a message board awards ceremony who would get the vote for most thankful/drunk award? In my eyes it would be a tight race down to the wire over the last month between Grimson and myself.
By the way I am drunk and this thread feels right
THE UNFORGIVEN PLAYING AT CLUB R
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
 
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This pretty ass fresh meat behind the bar took my completely filled west coast ipa from
Me and put it down the bottle pipe ):
I'm getting it replaced but must say RIP to the hops that never got to hop around my tummy.
 

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I've decided I love all of you guys, drunk/Scottish or sober people.
Glad to be apart of this commodity.
 

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I don't think I've ever heard one! You know, for a shit beer this isn't too terribly bad. I also think this is the first time I ever started off drinking them sober. In the past it's always been, we ran out of good beer and now we're wasted let's get some Tecates. Also I think I am enjoying this more than that shitty Fat Tire I had yesterday. **** Fat Tire.
 

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