The "I'm Drunk" Thread

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Forgot to add this about my drunken Friday: My buddy was working at a different bar and he always gets me free anything. So I ran from one bar to the other (1 mile) and while running I was puking because I'm sick and running while drinking isn't a good combo. A lot of cars were out on 111th street at 1:30am. Everyone probably saw me running up the cemetery hill, down it, and all the way to western while throwing up, by myself.

CARDIO *****.
 

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Forgot to add this about my drunken Friday: My buddy was working at a different bar and he always gets me free anything. So I ran from one bar to the other (1 mile) and while running I was puking because I'm sick and running while drinking isn't a good combo. A lot of cars were out on 111th street at 1:30am. Everyone probably saw me running up the cemetery hill, down it, and all the way to western while throwing up, by myself.

CARDIO *****.

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It's about time to crack the Jack and lager on a night, gents.
 

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Unfortunately I'm at work and still tipsy from earlier
 

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My friend for 26 years calls after lunch about his keys locked in his truck. We decide to have a beer after I get his keys. Ended up watching the suck Illini lose and kill a 12 pack. Wife said I'm lucky it's the Holidays.
 

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Hammered! Saw a girl that was a erd in HS. She always had a huge ass on a small girl but now she got titties. This girl was a germ a phoebe and was so against banging. Now, the ho has a 5 year old and wants her pussy smashed. Im gonna give it to her. Why? Cause Im trying to smash her so right that her friend wants to bang me. I love titties and pussy. Her friend is engaged and her friend fiance is a *****. I actually made her cry tonight becuase I told her she hasnt been fucked right in years. When you cry over that? You aint been fucked right in years~
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