The "I'm Drunk" Thread

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especially when them samples are weak.... ***** IM HUNGRY WHATS A HOTDOG ON A TOOTHPICK GUNNA DO FER ME GURL

next time we go I'ma get so mad I am going to buy one of those costco coffins... and one of their samsung curved 65" 4K TVs
 

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I wll also buy some stone, and some printer ink cartridges, and some cetaphil
 

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Im hammered and I have about a 15 hour work day tom. Most people would *****. I am going to put on biggie and tupac and just dominate the kitchen tom.
 

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You kitchenfolk don't sniff the devil's dandruff any more?

That's all w-- they did in the kitchens at my age
 

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You kitchenfolk don't sniff the devil's dandruff any more?

That's all w-- they did in the kitchens at my age

I actually work in a pretty clean kitchen. Mostly just weed. Sometimes they try to go a little further but you got to put the pimp hand down on them. They dont want to be without the weed.
 

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I remember lots of primos/cocoa puffs. I remember one guy got so tweaked he dumped a basket of chips and salsa on some family dad's head, quit, and walked out, lol. saw it IRL
 

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pets all ovur me, theyu luuhed they christmas gifts
assholes didnt get me anythung doooooooooe
 

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I actually work in a pretty clean kitchen. Mostly just weed. Sometimes they try to go a little further but you got to put the pimp hand down on them. They dont want to be without the weed.

Do you ever mix some coke with powdered sugar and then sprinkle that shit on a desert and yell "BAM" like Emeril Lagasse?
 

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Do you ever mix some coke with powdered sugar and then sprinkle that shit on a desert and yell "BAM" like Emeril Lagasse?

I have, 25 years ago...there is nothing new under the sun.:lol:
 

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