Let me get this straight. LeBron bails on his first team because "he couldn't win in Cleveland." He "takes his talent to South Beach" and promises 6 or 7 championships. He then goes to four straight NBA Finals, wins two championships, and opts out to become a free agent again. For what? Because Wade failed him (wtf?) So far he's won two championships in 11 years, and you want this in Chicago because why? LeBron is not a man, he's just an attention seeking diva whore, much like Kim Kardashian. I don't give a shit if he comes to Chicago and wins a championship, he will always be a fucking loser in my book, not worthy to wear the uniform.