what the fuck kind of cunt whore question is that?
Against my better judgement I'm going to post a very distasteful joke per Botfly10's approval. If it's too inappropriate let me know and I'll delete it.
A 16 year old girl is filled with excitement after acing her drivers exam approaches her dad:
"Dad, I got a perfect score on my drivers exam so you know I'm a good driver, right? My friends what me to pick them up and go for a drive around the town, can I use the car, pretty please?"
"I can't let you use the car until you are more experienced driving it" the dad immediately replied.
Dejected, the daughter begins to beg her dad:
"Please dad, pretty pretty please let me use the car?"
The dad thinks about it and with a little grin on his face says to the daughter:
"Ok, if I let you use the car tonight what's in it for me?"
The daughter gets a puzzled look on her face and asks her father:
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Still with a grin on his face the father says:
"You're getting the car tonight, I won't have a ride and will have to stay home. What's in it for me?"
The daughter is perplexed even further, leering back at her dad she asks:
"What do you want?"
"How about a blowjob" the dad quickly comments.
"You're sick" says the daughter. "There's no way I'm giving you a blowjob.
"Then you're not getting the car tonight" replied the dad.
"Seriously?" the daughter asks. "That's the only way I can have the car?"
"That's it" says the dad.
The daughter really really wants the car and is contemplating her dads request, she eventually agrees to give her dad a blowjob.
"Ok" says the daughter. "Only for a little bit.
The daughter begins to suck on her old mans willy and almost immediately she stops and begins to spit on the floor and says:
"That is so sick dad, it taste like shit"
The dads face changes as if he's had a revelation and says:
"I almost forgot, your bother has the car tonight"