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Did he get arrested? Pretty cool Rango made friends with the law
The Urblock Thread: Volume Four (Fox News Petting Zoo Edition)
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Agreed. I've always imagined Urblock as being a croc wearing, 5'5", 350 pounder, balding with a gray goatee and multiple chins, in stained cargo shorts, and a slightly torn Trump/MAGA/flag T-shirt, who always stops for a moment in the entrance of his grocery store to gaze wistfully at the electric shopping carts before shuffling and wheezing through the doors on a mission to buy generic dog food.
But maybe that's just me.
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So you are saying Rango only gets ol'Roy dog food
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What the **** are you talking about?
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I always imagined this:
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Idk, I had pictured something like this.
I always imagined this:
I think some sort of a moran Kangaroo hybrid.
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Too tall and too normal looking.Idk, I had pictured something like this.
Urblocks always angry or drunk or both simultaneously, and most people I know like that are usually angry and drunk over something.
I can see him being an older fatter version of this guy...
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As angry as that little guy is, at least he asks about their wives.
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Youngest brother called. Been a few years. Told me his wife left him. He's 52 and now dating a 26 yr old babe. Told rodeo boy with 80 lbs on me I was going to kick his ass. He said I need to find him first. All my brothers are crazy
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Good luck kicking your fat brother's fat ass.
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Why did I look at this?
He's not fat. Big boy. I can fight any man
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Have you considered attending an AA meeting?
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Ommy will be preserved in CCS history.
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You're on ignore so why are we talking buddy?
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You keep up with your shitty posts and Im going to start a petition to ban you from the internet.
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Are you talking to me or to the dumb southerner Cubs mod?
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I’m terrified.