The Valentine Thread

[bri]

Since Valentine’s Day is tomorrow I guess it is expected of me to start a thread for it. Make out of it whatever you want. People have so many different views about the day. If you are one of those people that believes in true love and “Happily Everafter” then tell us something gushy and sweet about your significant other, or in some cases others, and your special plans to celebrate the day. If you are one of those people that hates Valentine’s Day and thinks it is just another way to scam money out of people, feel free to ***** and rant about it. If you are sad because you have nobody to share it with then know you are not alone and your friends at IHN will be your Valentines. Or feel free to post your own special Valentine.



I got this from a friend and thought I would share it.

Happy Valentine's Day to all.

 

[sth]

I got a terrific present from my Valentine. I hope to spend Valentines Day with her hopefully watching the Hawks actually win a game.

 

[TSD]

Plures proventus tamen mulier est non unus.

 

[bri]

Plures proventus tamen mulier est non unus.

So you got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one?

 

[MassHavoc]

The wife and I both hate valentines but she still makes me get her a card... fucking hallmark.





SPEAKING OF HALLMARK, she got her card obssesion from the ladies in her family and her mom sent us a "Happy Valentines Day to my Daughter and Son-In-Law" card.... that's fine and all, but what the **** hallmark that's awefully fucking specific you dickbags.

 

[TSD]

So you got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one?

boom.

 

[bri]

boom.

So I'm guessing you don't have a chocolate penis or ejaculate money.

 

[winos5]

Lost it's luster long ago. i'll still get flowers and candy for the wife though. On a side note my daughter's getting 2 teeth pulled tomorrow on her orthodontist' recommendation. Should make those bastards at the dental office happy. I swear I've payed for that cocksuckers Beemer and trips to Vegas over the last 7 years between my 3 kids braces.

 

[TSD]

So I'm guessing you don't have a chocolate penis or ejaculate money.

One out of Two isnt bad.

 

[sth]

Some interesting Valentines cards.

 

[The Mule]

Here are some creepy old Valentines. Enjoy.



http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/02/top-100-most-strange-odd-perplexing-and.html

 

[LordKOTL]

Ya know....in spite of all of the effort, time, money and whatnot...I've STILL only spent one VD day with my wife...



...and this year ain't it. I get to see her for maybe 10 minutes after I wake up and maybe 30 minutes after I pick her up from work. She gets to work a 15-hour shift.



At least we will spend time together on Wednesday...which sets up a good performance on Steak-and-a-******* day come march

 

[The Mule]

Now I present some Game of Thrones Valentines.



http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/game-of-thrones-valentines

 

[MassHavoc]

AWESOME, Hodor is easily my favorite.

 

[bri]

Here are some creepy old Valentines. Enjoy.



http://mitchoconnell...lexing-and.html

LMAO I saw several on there to send to Jax and some others.

 

[IceHogsFan]

Confucius Say,



One who say happily ever after not yet seen end.

 

[ytsejam]

Confucious also say:



Those that live in glass houses shouldn't **** with the lights on..

(unless they are lesbians and live next door to me)

 

[howcho]

With a tatty of a hundred dollar bill on my dick, I come close bri.



Play with the money

Watch it grow

Blow a hundo

 

[The Mule]

If this gnarled toenail clipping I found strategically placed in the couch cushion is TCD's surprise Valentine gift to me, well, let me just go on record as saying I am surprised.

 

[klemmer]

If this gnarled toenail clipping I found strategically placed in the couch cushion is TCD's surprise Valentine gift to me, well, let me just go on record as saying I am surprised.

The rest of us aren't.