The Valentine Thread

[Bringmepie]

Valentine's Day celebrations have been banned this year in Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan. No wonder The Hermanator doesn't like the place.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16921101

 

[TSD]

With a tatty of a hundred dollar bill on my dick, I come close bri.



Play with the money

Watch it grow

Blow a hundo

US? Canadian? Euro? British pounds? It matters.

 

[supraman]

Lost it's luster long ago. i'll still get flowers and candy for the wife though. On a side note my daughter's getting 2 teeth pulled tomorrow on her orthodontist' recommendation. Should make those bastards at the dental office happy. I swear I've payed for that cocksuckers Beemer and trips to Vegas over the last 7 years between my 3 kids braces.

Just ask to take it around the block every now and then

 

[bri]

No Valentine pearls of wisdom from Jako or Ymono?

 

[whiteevo]

i'm sure jakos got a pearl....necklace for ya. heeeeeeyooo

 

[jakobeast]

Heres my pearl of wisdom. **** Valentines day. I don't need a day se aside to make my ladies feel special. In fact, I go outta my way to not celebrate it.



I make my own V day cards.



This pretty much sums it up for me:



"Hello, sweetie. I purchased for you this mass-produced pendant from 'Kay Jewelers' as a reminder of how unique our love is."



Fucking bullshit.

 

[winos5]

Just ask to take it around the block every now and then

The Holiday lost it's luster not my relationship with the little lady. See Jako's post.

 

[LordKOTL]

Heres my pearl of wisdom. **** Valentines day. I don't need a day se aside to make my ladies feel special. In fact, I go outta my way to not celebrate it.



I make my own V day cards.



This pretty much sums it up for me:



"Hello, sweetie. I purchased for you this mass-produced pendant from 'Kay Jewelers' as a reminder of how unique our love is."



Fucking bullshit.

Actually, a Jamba Juice waiting in the fridge for her was all I needed.

 

[JOVE23]

Singles Awareness Day.

 

[sth]

Heres my pearl of wisdom. **** Valentines day. I don't need a day se aside to make my ladies feel special. In fact, I go outta my way to not celebrate it.



I make my own V day cards.



This pretty much sums it up for me:



"Hello, sweetie. I purchased for you this mass-produced pendant from 'Kay Jewelers' as a reminder of how unique our love is."



Fucking bullshit.

I got a present from my Valentine that was not mass produced at all. She made it herself and put a lot of effort into it. I liked it a lot more than any mass produced present. So I know what you mean.

 

[LordKOTL]

Road dome?

 

[sth]

Road dome?

I had to look that up. No I didn't get that. Not that it isn't something homemade that would make people happy.

 

[jakobeast]

The Holiday lost it's luster not my relationship with the little lady. See Jako's post.

That's how I feel. And I hope more folks see the light soon.

Actually, a Jamba Juice waiting in the fridge for her was all I needed.

It's the simple things really.

I got a present from my Valentine that was not mass produced at all. She made it herself and put a lot of effort into it. I liked it a lot more than any mass produced present. So I know what you mean.

I wash the wifes' teddy bear. It hadn't been washed in many years. I gave it to her after I tucked her in, fresh from the dryer. I don't think any gift that i could have bought woulda been better.

 

[Ymono37]

I wash the wifes' teddy bear. It hadn't been washed in many years. I gave it to her after I tucked her in, fresh from the dryer. I don't think any gift that i could have bought woulda been better.

I dunno - maybe a muzzle. For you... of course...

 

[winos5]

I always pictured him more as bit&bridle wearing type...

 

[Ymono37]

I always pictured him more as bit&bridle wearing type...

Or one of those ball gags.

 

[jakobeast]

Any of those would work.















For about a minute,. I can distract and annoy with just about anything.

 

[Ymono37]

For about a minute,. I can distract and annoy with just about anything.

Add me to the mix and I'm pretty sure we've proved that plenty of times.

 

[jakobeast]

Add me to the mix and I'm pretty sure we've proved that plenty of times.

Pffffft. If annoying were an Olympic activity, we still wouldn't participate cause we would be too busy being lazy to fill out the paperwork to enter the contest.

 

[Ymono37]

Pffffft. If annoying were an Olympic activity, we still wouldn't participate cause we would be too busy being lazy to fill out the paperwork to enter the contest.

Yeah, a Scrubs marathon on Comedy Central would see to that.