Pretzel Logic
“I have forced myself to contradict myself "
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My favorite teams
Not sure what you're on about m8
Not sure what you're on about m8
Then @zack54attack wins for telling me "the check is in the mail" for the last 1436 consecutive days.
Now remember kids this is all fun and games. So last October I made this list out of pure fun and some posters have lost their spots (R.I.P @JurisFrog may Dalton play well with the Saints) but this list will be slight more serious but still fun!
10) JordanSigler - This guy wishes he could be Erik Lambert but his writing aka stealing from other articles is even worse. Probably the type of guy who promises his family a trip to Disney world and instead takes them to Busch Gardens
9) Hehateme- More than likely a grimson alt but I decided to put him on here anyway. Keeps saying Hong Kong isn’t a city in China but I just looked at a map and it’s clearly a city and it’s in China. Type of guy who buys sterling silver and paints it gold
8) Remydat-https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vortex
7) Spartan- The less Spartan post the worse his post are. Ever since Mick let him off his leash all he has been doing is pissing and shitting everywhere. Some of the dumbest conspiracy theories I’ve seen. When he does Netflix and chill he actually watches Netflix and the movie is 110% “300 “with a 10% margin of error
6) Packernation-We have some posters who derail threads and then we have this guy. The thread could be called “Hello” and he’ll be there to let us know the Packers own the bears like Rodgers owns only one ring. Would definitely take his fiancé to Wisconsin for a honeymoon trip
5) BobEvans- Have you ever tried to comprehend a Run and shoot post? We’ll figure this guy out for me
4) hyatt151- Still can’t link an article properly, puts the link in his title and has never stayed at a Hyatt
3) Black Rainbow- FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS FIELDS. I think Fields will be a top 15 QB, why don’t you believe in him?
2) dabears70- This guy right here. I’ve never seen a man so obsessed with disliking others post and claim his rep score doesn’t bother him. Doesn’t engage in any discussion and wants to r@pe a few posters here. Clearly stable human
1) Mighty Joe Young- AKA Vash the Stampede, Hal9000, Bruno thé red etc. Guy literally got a football thread locked by complaining to the owner of the site about nobody talking football. Even Bernstein had to chime in on him
Calling ppl beta on the internet lol so edgyThat was me. The more beta boys that vote me the better I feel about myself.
@Pretzel LogicThere are 3 relative newbies on the list, which leaves me wanting to know the top 3 alternate posters that were bumped by them.
bios of the omitted please.
Of course you did, this isn't serious and you're not a Goat.@Pretzel Logic
@inchibearfan
@Noonthirtyjoe
Bios were too long and I legit forgot Nick existed again
I'm your favourite posters favourite poster.There are 3 relative newbies on the list, which leaves me wanting to know the top 3 alternate posters that were bumped by them.
bios of the omitted please.
@Bigfoot - All he does is chop down trees without any regard to those of us that like the shade and leaves his Wood Ape musk all over the Mod Forum.
@BNB - I mean what kind of lazy jerk signs up for a message board with an acronym that literally no one understands for a handle.
@clonetrooper264 - Has not given @Ares a lunchbreak in 3127 consecutive days.
@Crystallas - Does this joker even like sports? Is competitive bee keeping or solar paneling a thing?
@FirstTimer - His transition from top teir poster to low teir spam bot was disappointing and a little nauseating.
@ForumAdmin - This is the dink that convinced @FirstTimer to become a spam bot.
@MassHavoc - Not even a real CCSer, just a relic of some lame hockey message board like that loser @Grimson
@nvanprooyen - Completely worthless. I mean look at this horrible demeaning thread in what is supposed to be a FOOTBALL FORUM. Get your shit together buddy!
@oober - I already forgot who he was, but based on that avatar...he probably still counts with his fingers.
@Rush - The ring leader of the most toxic website in the history of everything. Could have used his platform to be a shinning beacon of professional sports in Chicago but instead he just enables internet trolls for Google Bucks.
@Scoot26 - Wants to literally murder all of the CCS conservatives, but still won't ban @BobEvans. Hypocrisy at it's finest.
@SilenceS - How can you be a Saints fan AND a Cubs fan?!?!? Are you just trying to collect all the worst sports teams from all around the country??? Lay off the blow, bro!
@zack54attack - Hired way too many moderators. I mean this thing just took me three hours to type out and I did not even include @thenorman138 . Did you even know you had a moderator named @thenorman138 because literally no one else did until this post. Phantom moderators are no way to run a message board. Please take this Mickey Mouse shit back to Bear Report.
I'm your favourite posters favourite poster.
No, it's because I was a stand in for MFDOOM at one of his many gigs in the mid 2000's where he sent a fake DOOM ...am afraid I dont know who you are, but is it because of you humourous behaviour?
Better to fly under the radar. I'm shooting for a 2033 HOF nomination. Best thank-banger.What does a guy have to do ... to make it in a list in this place... Bah.
And id like to thank Popeyes, Little Debbie, Tony the Tiger, Lou Malnatis, Guy Fieri and most importantly diabetes for your eventual double leg amputation.
Calling people edgy on the internet is so beta.Calling ppl beta on the internet lol so edgy
It’s always the betas who do it too.Calling ppl beta on the internet lol so edgy
I have rock solid CCS intelJust curious.. how do you know this guy has back strap?
You will always be PIB to me.I’m not PIB
Gee, thanks for the badge of honorCongratulations on your accolades, @JordanSigler @HeHateMe @remydat @Spartan @PackerNation @BobEvans @hyatt151 @Black Rainbow @dabears70 @Mighty Joe Young
I'll share my story again...MJY and I were friends back in the day. One day, after a Star Wars convention we went to that Toby Keith restaurant in Rosemont. After dinner, we were sitting at our table and our waitress came by to ask if we wanted dessert. MJY asked what she had, so she goes:Just curious.. how do you know this guy has back strap?
R.I.P racistWhen I call someone racist I get banned
When you call me racist nothing happens
Nice job Silence