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The 1% eaten by the homeless
My penis
My penis
I would like to see Salma Hayeks big floppy tits
Add this to my listI would like see J lo's top fall off duringthe SB halftime show. And then Shakira walk up to her and try to put it back on but realize how much she wants J Lo. Then they start making out. They both get naked and make love right there on stage in the middle of "my hips don't lie" song.
I just ordered an Audi JetPack. Will be here next monthI want my goddamn jet pack.
Computers, televisions, phones...all light years beyond what we expected as kids.
We can print goods on a 3d printer...
But i still dont have a damn jet pack.
Jelly much?hopefully you hit the wrong button with your finger stubs and launch yourself right into the Elgin retirement village incinerator
You should fly to Busan, spend a day at Haeundae beach, then take the hovercraft ferry (with bar) over to Fukuoka, and the train up to TokyoI spent almost all of the 90s bumping around the entire US, but I never really got out of the country. If I could only pick one foreign country to visit...I would love to go to Japan before I am too old to drink sake for a week straight.
Always been kinda obsessed about Japanese Culture and Tokyo looks like the craziest city on Earth.
You should fly to Busan, spend a day at Haeundae beach, then take the hovercraft ferry (with bar) over to Fukuoka, and the train up to Tokyo
That oughta help you with seeing your penisAdd this to my list
TouchéThat oughta help you with seeing your penis
I was in a sea kayak on the gulf of california about halfway between bahia kino and guaymas when a fin whale came up maybe 2 meters under me and turned so it had one eye looking up at me
pod of dolphins swam by that same morning
and it was my 25th birthday
shit you people not, was a pretty awesome day
JesusI was in the panama canal, in the Army at the time, and we were practicing capsizing and recovery of a boat. 6 of us capsized a boat and the LT next to me yelled Oh Shit, shark!....looked down to see something very large moving by us about 4 to 5 feet underneath. We recovered the boat and got on in record time....got back to where the instructor was and he was impressed with how quickly we did it. And then he cancelled the rest of the exercise.....
That was a great day because I didn't get eaten
That was the first person I thankedJesus