Things Men Never Say.

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1. Sure, honey! I'd be happy to discuss the state of our relationship.
2. Great! Your mother's coming to stay with us again.
3. I'm sick of beer. Give me a fruit juice.
4. Honey, I'm going to the store. Do you need more tampons?.
5. We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
6. I wonder if my hot neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
7. **** Monday Night Football, let's watch the Lifetime channel.
8. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
9. Let's talk. I miss talking.
10. Put some panties on.

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I tell this to all the guys out there going to get married:

Two things you probably shouldn't say to a new wife:

1. "Honey, could you fetch me a Beer."

2. "Honey, isn't it about time you did... "

These two phrases once eliminated should save you months of issues and conversations.
 
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"it's the guy who post porn"

most of you "men" say this
 
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Yeah let's stop again to take pictures and/or go into another gift shop....
 
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OP is obviously not husband material...
 
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Ares said:
Yeah let's stop again to take pictures and/or go into another gift shop....
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Oh NO!..Not the dreaded gift shop

Ever go to one of those Christmas stores?..I almost swore off Santa after the trip to that town in Michigan..Frankenmuth!
 
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BearsBud said:
Oh NO!..Not the dreaded gift shop

Ever go to one of those Christmas stores?..I almost swore off Santa after the trip to that town in Michigan..Frankenmuth!
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When I was younger we took a number of vacations to Arizona to visit my Aunt... I swear we always went to like 15 of the same Southwestern motif gift shops with the same shit I didn't want to look at nor buy...

Same with Disney when I was a kid.... ohhhh look another gift shop with the same shit
 
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On a side note.... BearsMod1 has the most negs I've ever seen..... its glorious
 
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