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I always thought that was the most "no shit" news story ever.
"Man masturbates in porn theater"
Color me shocked.
"Man masturbates in porn theater"
Color me shocked.
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how long until someone gets caught masturbating live at the NFL draft?
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Anymore, isn't the whole draft basically like watching Goodell dumping his toxic load all over basic cable for three days now?
("Yeah Jets...you reach for Gurley you dirty little *****....take Hundley in the first...take him now!")
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fair point. I miss mastturbating to Paul Tagliabue
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Honestly, what are people expecting? Guy goes and watches porn and they expect to enjoy it as though it was a tasteful art? No, he wants to unleash the Dragon.
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Tom mother fuckin Cruise be playin me
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I humbly request that George Carlin or Lewis Black play me
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A moronic scientologist shill? Makes sense.
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So this is how you react when you find a woman that is willing to touch your junk
[video]https://youtu.be/frI_BUkH5OY[/video]
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Thanks Lance.Johnny
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Because I'm pretty, do my own stunts and often think deep thoughts while sitting on public benches.
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now that its in Chicago itll be easy for one of you knuckleheads to make that happen! :fap:
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Ive been told i look like a young travolta from the side, dont see that at all. And ive been told i look like Josh Hartnett. With that said, id like Arnold Schwarzenegger please
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Staff online NOW
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bamainatlantaYou wake him up, you keep him up