This forum is dead

[SilenceS]

I have been gone a long time. Is Scoot26 still the worst mod or has Silence over taken him?

Ya mother was a lizard

 

[Omeletpants]

Ya mother was a lizard

Like I haven't heard that before

 

[Ares]

@Omeletpants can you give me an ETA on when you'll probably die?

Like be honest, 5 more years? 10? 20?

It can't be more than 20 without major medical breakthroughs.

 

[Penny Traitor]

You admire me

You misspelled "amuse".

I do find 90 year olds just as amusing as one year olds. Unfortunately you both spend most of your life being completely incoherent and in need of a diaper change, but every now and again you still make me smile.

 

[Omeletpants]

spend most of your life being completely incoherent

Correction: spend all of my life being wealthy and happy

 

[Urblock]

Don't post like a happy person.

 

[Omeletpants]

@Omeletpants can you give me an ETA on when you'll probably die?

Like be honest, 5 more years? 10? 20?

It can't be more than 20 without major medical breakthroughs.

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect? I grew up in a very financially average family and had to work my ass off to afford college with zero help. I'm grateful to god, America and conservative values for what I have

I even have love for that Aqualung looking ******, Scott26 and wish he is no longer homeless someday. May he walk into a Popeyes someday without being hasseled

 

[Ares]

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect? I grew up in a very financially average family and had to work my ass off to afford college with zero help. I'm grateful to god, America and conservative values for what I have

I even have love for that Aqualung looking ******, Scott26 and wish he is no longer homeless someday. May he walk into a Popeyes someday without being hasseled

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@Scoot26 is married and has a home, a wife, and a child.

You should at least use these insults on a forum member I don't know well.

 

[RacerX]

Correction: spend all of my life being wealthy and happy

Reminder: You shared your address for us all to Zillow, and consequently we know that you are, at best, lower middle class. Not rich, let alone wealthy.

Now go **** off again.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Can a septuagenarian who does this after a six-month ban really be happy? Not buying it

 

[Ares]

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect?

So like 36 more months, got it.

Tyvm.

 

[BearFanJohn]

You've been unbanned for months. Were you in a coma?

senility?

 

[Omeletpants]

@Scoot26 is married and has a home, a wife, and a child.

It's all a front for his deviant dalliances

 

[KittiesKorner]

What’s your excuse for coming back here? Your life sounds very empty and unrewarding as you accelerate towards death, and you’re thinking about ccs

 

[MDB111™]

Here is my approach:

150 years ago the average person lived to be about 45 years old and they were dirt poor when they died. I have already beaten that by 20 years and am wealthy and live like a king. What more can someone expect? I grew up in a very financially average family and had to work my ass off to afford college with zero help. I'm grateful to god, America and conservative values for what I have

I even have love for that Aqualung looking ******, Scott26 and wish he is no longer homeless someday. May he walk into a Popeyes someday without being hasseled

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Your house in Elgin is very modest. I hope you didnt out punt your coverage.

 

[Robocop 80]

This is so Elgin

Elgin does have Beef Shack though. Damn good cheezy beef there.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Elgin does have Beef Shack though. Damn good cheezy beef there.

Omeletcron prefers Denny's, unless he is feeling adventurous, and has a coupon for a diner in Mokena.

 

[Ares]

Omeletcron prefers Denny's, unless he is feeling adventurous, and has a coupon for a diner in Mokena.

Mokena, lmao.... he would be one of those crusty old fucks who is like "You know where the best Chicago hot dog is? A diner in Mokena, that's where!"

"They boil em, and keep the water, that's the secret."

 

[KittiesKorner]

Omeletpants to the fry cook in mokena: ‘i used to work out with walter payton and was a walk-on linebacker in college’
Mokena fry cook: ‘cool, got any meth?’
Nurse: ‘ok Bob, that’s enough for today’
Wheels @Omeletpants out while he screams

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Mokena meth is a motherf***er