Valentines Day

[Sunbiz1]

Anti-Valentine Cards

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

[JosMin]

Roses are red,
our children are sick,
please quit your damn bitching
and sit on my dick.

 

[MSOADE54]

Roses are red,
our children are sick,
please quit your damn bitching
and sit on my dick.

:crying:

Beautiful!

 

[Anytime23]

While I would think taking this girl out to one of the finer restaurants would be the better idea, Id rather go to this place Auggies and get some good yet not ass-rape priced Italian food. Give her a massage and hopefully get a happy ending myself.

But now that I see that the bulls are playing, I may have to add some basketball into the plans. Lucky for me she actually loves it. The other day said Luol Deng is sick...I think she was just kissing my ass.

 

[Uman85]

Valentine's Day was bad ass in elementary school. You got all kinds of sweet cards and candy and there was a party. Now you just end up with an empty wallet.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

Roses are Red
Violets are Red
Grass is Red
Trees are Red
holy shit fire

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

My brother's birthday also happens to be Valentines Day, so he's like, fucked or something.

 

[X]

Made my wife V-Day dinner tonight (we'll be visiting her grandparents tomorrow)...made her some shrimp w/ a home-made spicy citrus bbq sauce, some beer-battered onion rings, and some broccoli and cheese. We have french eclaires for dessert.

 

[inactiveuser1]

Well done

 

[Capt. Serious]

DePaul making fisch dinner for Valentines Day.

 

[inactiveuser1]

Roses are red,
our children are sick,
please quit your damn bitching
and sit on my dick.

This guys:lmao: if he doesn't win an award then I'll be damned

 

[nwfisch]

My mom's making me us Lasagna and red velvet cake <3

 

[inactiveuser1]

DePaul making fisch dinner for Valentines Day.

 

[inactiveuser1]

My mom's making me us Lasagna and red velvet cake <3

My mom is making lasagna for my brothers birthday in a week till then were having tacos

 

[Uman85]

Made my wife V-Day dinner tonight (we'll be visiting her grandparents tomorrow)...made her some shrimp w/ a home-made sauce, some beer-battered onion rings, and some broccoli and cheese. We have french eclaires for dessert.

I'm sure she enjoyed that.

:cum:

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

 

[zack54attack]

Spoiler

 

[cubsneedmiracle]

Spoiler

Gee wonder who this is intended for

 

[Jysen]

Valentines Day. The day you buy her chocolate only to be accused of subliminally telling her shes fat.

 

[Meadows]

Should I send my ex-girlfriend flowers or possibly a cute fuzzy teddy bear? Y U NO CARE?!