Wakeboarding is entirely ****ing Rubbish

[HeHateMe]

I mean, it is Literally just ignoramuses being dragged by a rope through the water and over waves behind a boat. How people would ever consider this a sport or an exercise in athleticism I will never understand when if you did this to someone on land you would be charged with attempted murder and likely thrown into prison for trying to kill someone even if you tried to beat the charges with a moronic defense that you and your buddies were just getting ready for the X-games, i mean, seriously? Just because you can tape-record your friend with your GoPro tied up behind your speedboat flailing around literally getting wakeboarded through wakes until they are exhausted doesn't mean it's a sport, because any judge would likely rule it torture especially if your friend gets hurt and tells you to stop. To summarize, if you don't have money to buy water skis and learn how to stand up and do real tricks like jumps and flips over boat wakes like a real athlete, wakeboarding is likely an activity you would enjoy.

 

[Tater]

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[number51]

I mean, it is Literally just ignoramuses being dragged by a rope through the water and over waves behind a boat. How people would ever consider this a sport or an exercise in athleticism I will never understand when if you did this to someone on land you would be charged with attempted murder and likely thrown into prison for trying to kill someone even if you tried to beat the charges with a moronic defense that you and your buddies were just getting ready for the X-games, i mean, seriously? Just because you can tape-record your friend with your GoPro tied up behind your speedboat flailing around literally getting wakeboarded through wakes until they are exhausted doesn't mean it's a sport, because any judge would likely rule it torture especially if your friend gets hurt and tells you to stop. To summarize, if you don't have money to buy water skis and learn how to stand up and do real tricks like jumps and flips over boat wakes like a real athlete, wakeboarding is likely an activity you would enjoy.

I've never tried it, but it looks like fun. Have you ever tried it VashalasX? It's not like you to poo poo something you've never even attempted.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Where's airtime?

 

[Adipost]

I mean, it is Literally just ignoramuses being dragged by a rope through the water and over waves behind a boat. How people would ever consider this a sport or an exercise in athleticism I will never understand when if you did this to someone on land you would be charged with attempted murder and likely thrown into prison for trying to kill someone even if you tried to beat the charges with a moronic defense that you and your buddies were just getting ready for the X-games, i mean, seriously? Just because you can tape-record your friend with your GoPro tied up behind your speedboat flailing around literally getting wakeboarded through wakes until they are exhausted doesn't mean it's a sport, because any judge would likely rule it torture especially if your friend gets hurt and tells you to stop. To summarize, if you don't have money to buy water skis and learn how to stand up and do real tricks like jumps and flips over boat wakes like a real athlete, wakeboarding is likely an activity you would enjoy.

Could you please expound on the benefits of water skiiing over wakeboarding, because they seem pretty similar to me.

 

[Hbkrusso]

well ill be honest I don't know a lot about it but wakeboarding yer onna board and water skiing your wearing skis and looks to me to be the much more difficult sport

 

[Adipost]

well ill be honest I don't know a lot about it but wakeboarding yer onna board and water skiing your wearing skis and looks to me to be the much more difficult sport

If it's like skiiing and snowboarding, wakeboarding is much more difficult.

 

[Hbkrusso]

If it's like skiiing and snowboarding, wakeboarding is much more difficult.

I disagree its much more easy to control a board than two independant skis

 

[ruprecht]

:dontsay:

 

[DC]

Airtime going to skull-**** you.

 

[Wintermute]

I will never understand why people using a gopro to take pictures of birthday cake candles while wakeboarding is so difficult to understand.
Also serious attempts to engage this troll are hilarious.

 

[number51]

I will never understand why people using a gopro to take pictures of birthday cake candles while wakeboarding is so difficult to understand.
Also serious attempts to engage this troll are hilarious.

Posting gifs of people dying is fun though.

 

[Wintermute]

Posting gifs of people dying is fun though.

Good thing you showed up. Never could have made through my Saturday without a good finger wagging.

Thanks pal!

 

[number51]

Good thing you showed up. Never could have made through my Saturday without a good finger wagging.

Thanks pal!

I think I figured out your obsession with the kid, until he showed up you were the only poster with an anime sig.

 

[Wintermute]

Hint: It's not anime, and you clearly don't get it. Good try though.
Now scamper along and go be a sourpuss elsewhere.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

If it's like skiiing and snowboarding, wakeboarding is much more difficult.

This post makes no sense at all, es bullsheit.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

I disagree its much more easy to control a board than two independant skis

Obvious troll post, (he has a boner for Vash) he knows nothing about skiing or boarding...snow or wake.

 

[number51]

Hint: It's not anime, and you clearly don't get it. Good try though.
Now scamper along and go be a sourpuss elsewhere.

You read a book, congratulations. Lot's of rage though, death gifs, attacks OP, then me. Are you okay?

 

[Adipost]

Hint: It's not anime, and you clearly don't get it. Good try though.
Now scamper along and go be a sourpuss elsewhere.

You read a book, congratulations. Lot's of rage though, death gifs, attacks OP, then me. Are you okay?

Guys, relax! We're all on the same team here. Hugs not drugs.