Wakeboarding is entirely ****ing Rubbish

[xer0h0ur]

This is great-
I get off the water, put away my 90,000 dollar boat and begin downloading my GoPro, put my 1k+ board away on a rack made out of cheap ass water skis.
I log on here and discover someone is so obsessed about me owning their troll persona a few days back that they make a bait thread for me.

Nothing I can say here would be more satisfying than knowing you huddle in your basement obsessing about a way to bother me.
I suppose I will spend the rest of the day working on a few of my 6 rental properties, happy as hell I have a wonderful and fulfilling life.
Perhaps I will revisit this thread when I have a few minutes of down time, and see what pathetic attempt you make to troll myself or others, or perhaps I will not. It is entirely possible that I will forget about it- the world is full of people jealous of my health, wealth, intelligence and happiness and I just dont have the desire to keep track of what the petty little people stewing in their own self loathing and jealousy think.

Dream all you want about bothering people vash, but the fact of the matter is you don't matter.
To know you huddled in the basement lamenting the many defeats in your pathetic little life, searching for a way to find a tiny victory on the internet... (the most pathetic and pointless of all so-called victories, the last solace of a failed human being, the sole place where they can attempt to matter to someone be it good or bad) is priceless.
To know that my offhanded post calling out your tissue paper thin facade of psuedo intelligence was enough to get you obsessing about me... to know I ruined your self esteem and dealt you an injury that you cannot recover from is quite a compliment.

Funny. For you, the moment Airtime crushed your carefully crafted online persona and spread the fraudulent and ill-educated pieces out for all to see was a moment that spawned hours and hours of obsession, self loathing, self doubt, and childish dreams of online victories. It is a defining moment of your pitiful life.
For me, it was 2 minutes of killing time on a Tuesday.

Thanks vash. I am glad my validation means so much in your little world. Run along and make a life for yourself.

This entire post can be summed up in a single gif.

**** the haters. Do you boo boo. Do you.

 

[HeHateMe]

This is great-
I get off the water, put away my 90,000 dollar boat and begin downloading my GoPro, put my 1k+ board away on a rack made out of cheap ass water skis.
I log on here and discover someone is so obsessed about me owning their troll persona a few days back that they make a bait thread for me.

Nothing I can say here would be more satisfying than knowing you huddle in your basement obsessing about a way to bother me.
I suppose I will spend the rest of the day working on a few of my 6 rental properties, happy as hell I have a wonderful and fulfilling life.
Perhaps I will revisit this thread when I have a few minutes of down time, and see what pathetic attempt you make to troll myself or others, or perhaps I will not. It is entirely possible that I will forget about it- the world is full of people jealous of my health, wealth, intelligence and happiness and I just dont have the desire to keep track of what the petty little people stewing in their own self loathing and jealousy think.

Dream all you want about bothering people vash, but the fact of the matter is you don't matter.
To know you huddled in the basement lamenting the many defeats in your pathetic little life, searching for a way to find a tiny victory on the internet... (the most pathetic and pointless of all so-called victories, the last solace of a failed human being, the sole place where they can attempt to matter to someone be it good or bad) is priceless.
To know that my offhanded post calling out your tissue paper thin facade of psuedo intelligence was enough to get you obsessing about me... to know I ruined your self esteem and dealt you an injury that you cannot recover from is quite a compliment.

Funny. For you, the moment Airtime crushed your carefully crafted online persona and spread the fraudulent and ill-educated pieces out for all to see was a moment that spawned hours and hours of obsession, self loathing, self doubt, and childish dreams of online victories. It is a defining moment of your pitiful life.
For me, it was 2 minutes of killing time on a Tuesday.

Thanks vash. I am glad my validation means so much in your little world. Run along and make a life for yourself.

First off, I will never understand how this post above really holds true to the purpose and intention of this thread as it seems like a massive attempt to derail the conversation about wakeboarding being a pseudo-"sport" for ignoramuses and lamelords, but you did digress, and admittedly for the sake of transparency i did NOT read your entire post if i am being completely honest. I stopped when I realized what kind of person I am responding to.

So while you may own a boat that may have cost more than my mother's 3 bed/3 bath triple wide with Jacuzzi tubs throughout, I highly doubt you have as many cats and ferrets as we do, probably not even close!

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I always thought wakeboarding was running a B&B for funerals.












sorry

 

[Hbkrusso]

just wanna say my boat cost 100k and my skis aren't cheap and I own 10 rental properties

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

:jackson:

 

[number51]

just wanna say my boat cost 100k and my skis aren't cheap and I own 10 rental properties

Weak ass shit. I have a beten threemore. My boat cost $100,001 and I have 10.1 rental properties, sadly just the one cat and no ferrets.

Is this the thread about old actresses?

 

[Adipost]

This is great-
I get off the water, put away my 90,000 dollar boat and begin downloading my GoPro, put my 1k+ board away on a rack made out of cheap ass water skis.
I log on here and discover someone is so obsessed about me owning their troll persona a few days back that they make a bait thread for me.

Nothing I can say here would be more satisfying than knowing you huddle in your basement obsessing about a way to bother me.
I suppose I will spend the rest of the day working on a few of my 6 rental properties, happy as hell I have a wonderful and fulfilling life.
Perhaps I will revisit this thread when I have a few minutes of down time, and see what pathetic attempt you make to troll myself or others, or perhaps I will not. It is entirely possible that I will forget about it- the world is full of people jealous of my health, wealth, intelligence and happiness and I just dont have the desire to keep track of what the petty little people stewing in their own self loathing and jealousy think.

Dream all you want about bothering people vash, but the fact of the matter is you don't matter.
To know you huddled in the basement lamenting the many defeats in your pathetic little life, searching for a way to find a tiny victory on the internet... (the most pathetic and pointless of all so-called victories, the last solace of a failed human being, the sole place where they can attempt to matter to someone be it good or bad) is priceless.
To know that my offhanded post calling out your tissue paper thin facade of psuedo intelligence was enough to get you obsessing about me... to know I ruined your self esteem and dealt you an injury that you cannot recover from is quite a compliment.

Funny. For you, the moment Airtime crushed your carefully crafted online persona and spread the fraudulent and ill-educated pieces out for all to see was a moment that spawned hours and hours of obsession, self loathing, self doubt, and childish dreams of online victories. It is a defining moment of your pitiful life.
For me, it was 2 minutes of killing time on a Tuesday.

Thanks vash. I am glad my validation means so much in your little world. Run along and make a life for yourself.

Damn man, it's hard to defend you when you post pretentious crap like this.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Guys. Stop teasing airtime. Clearly he didn't care at all. In fact he cared so little he left a Remydat diatribe.

 

[Hbkrusso]

lol actually I like airtime I wuz just giving him a lil shit for that response it was lol and :cringe: at the same time kinda like you bump into this hot chick then realise she has a penis too

 

[xer0h0ur]

lol actually I like airtime I wuz just giving him a lil shit for that response it was lol and :cringe: at the same time kinda like you bump into this hot chick then realise she has a penis too

Apt comparison is apt.

 

[DC]

Shut this mofo down! Lol

 

[Wintermute]

Clearly bullying on Airtime's part. Reported!

 

[Space Invader]

I don't have a boat. **** you all.

 

[Adipost]

I don't have a boat. **** you all.

I think I found airtime's inspiration...

I'm on a boat mother ******, don't you ever forget.
[video=youtube_share;avaSdC0QOUM]https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM[/video]

 

[airtime143]

just wanna say my boat cost 100k and my skis aren't cheap and I own 10 rental properties

Indeed. In a dying state I bet the properties cost less than the boat.

If a pissing match about finances means anything to you, I would be happy to oblige though.

 

[airtime143]

I think I found airtime's inspiration...

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not even close...

more this....


[video=youtube;o8T095mFdW8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8[/video]

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Everything about this thread is perfect.

 

[Hbkrusso]

Indeed. In a dying state I bet the properties cost less than the boat.

If a pissing match about finances means anything to you, I would be happy to oblige though.

easy big fella..i was teasing and even said I liked you in the post above plz don't buy my whole state and throw us away

 

[Burque]

easy big fella..i was teasing and even said I liked you in the post above plz don't buy my whole state and throw us away

Your state is trash. We ain't even gunna recycle you.