Weirdest excuse ever for a cancelled college class

[Jntg4]

If the teacher is a she, who isn't particularly attractive, then she probably was fucking my boy Patrick Kane and got hung over as anyone inevitably would from hanging out with him, and used a fake window excuse.

If it was a guy, he probably sent some ***** flying out the window.

Source: DewsSox79 of IHatePatKane.com

 

[clonetrooper264]

I've never had classes cancelled...:crying:

 

[nwfisch]

I've never had classes cancelled...:crying:

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[inactiveuser1]

Why do I get a pedobear, I'm 18 :lol:

Northeast Iowa Community College.

:shrug:

Cool story