Wet wipes.. Anyone use em?

[airtime143]

I have tried a few times.. But never think to grab more when I run out.

When you put it in perspective, it seems like the absolute minimum you can do.
I mean, lets say you are pinching a loaf, and through an unfortunate series of events, you are checking the t.p. to see if the job is done and you wind up with a glob of shit that drops on your leg, or your forearm.
Would you really be content just rubbing it off with a dry napkin?
Or would you want to jump immediately in the shower and scrub yourself for an hour?


And while in this topic- anyone who wipes back to front is gross. We were talking about it once at a bar, and some dude said he wipes back to front. Nobody ever referred to him as anything other than "shit-balls" for the rest of the time I knew him.

 

[Omeletpants]

Hmmmmmm.......

 

[Aesopian]

They may say "flushable" on the label but they'll end up clogging you pipes and messing up your plumbing. City municipalities are recommending that you throw them away instead of flushing them.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

It's all I use, haven't used tp in years.

 

[HeHateMe]

Maybe this is perhaps too much information but with a enough cabbages and radishes in my diet to offset all of the turkey and beef I do not any longer require a wipe at all but for good measure and reassurance I still use two squares neatly folded twice to make certain there will be no staining on my under-garments.

But, for the sake of this thread I do absolutely use wet wipes, for wiping down benches at the fitness centre, I keep them in my fanny-pack so that I don't have to trip myself up or slow down on my way to a common wipe station in between different workout areas during my hiit routines. I also utilize wet wiping for the interior of my car when people are rising with me and need to eat food inside of my vehicle.

 

[Foreign Banana]

In my country of birth it is customary to clean back to front only because toilet water turn opposite direction during flush.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

Wet wipes are a must

 

[Tater]

I have tried a few times.. But never think to grab more when I run out.

When you put it in perspective, it seems like the absolute minimum you can do.
I mean, lets say you are pinching a loaf, and through an unfortunate series of events, you are checking the t.p. to see if the job is done and you wind up with a glob of shit that drops on your leg, or your forearm.
Would you really be content just rubbing it off with a dry napkin?
Or would you want to jump immediately in the shower and scrub yourself for an hour?


And while in this topic- anyone who wipes back to front is gross. We were talking about it once at a bar, and some dude said he wipes back to front. Nobody ever referred to him as anything other than "shit-balls" for the rest of the time I knew him.

If a glob of shit winds up on your forearm, there are bigger underlying problems.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

If a glob of shit winds up on your forearm, there are bigger underlying problems.

You would have to be pooping upside down?

 

[ruprecht]

Wet wipes are my finisher

 

[LordKOTL]

They may say "flushable" on the label but they'll end up clogging you pipes and messing up your plumbing. City municipalities are recommending that you throw them away instead of flushing them.

Yep...and the same people who know this, but still use them religiously are the same ones to be butthurt and blither on repeatedly when sewer rates go up.

Someone has to clean out the pumps...and nobody's doing that shit for free.

 

[IBleedBearsBlood]

I use wipes all the time. Barely use TP now.


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[Warden of the Northeast]

It's people who flush baby wipes that are the real turds, as well as the skanks that flush their tampons.

 

[ruprecht]

It's people who flush baby wipes that are the real turds, as well as the skanks that flush their tampons.

What do you do with yours?

 

[KoreanBear]

I feel the need for them more and more as I age...

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

What do you do with yours?

I don't use baby wipes, or tampons for that matter.

 

[airtime143]

I have a septic, all gravity fed so no masticating pump to deal with. I should give em another shot.


Maybe when I build my dream home I will include a bidet. even if I do not use it, it will make a great conversation piece... "And THIS is what I use to blast the shit smears off with. Not a water fountain."

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I feel the need for them more and more as I age...

Do your poops get worse as you age? I've never had a problem cleaning my butt hole with TP. I've never thought of using wet wipes though in my adult age. My eyes have been opened to a whole new world.

 

[nc0gnet0]

Morning routine, get up, make coffee, feed dogs, take shit, take shower. Non-issue. your back to front or front to back is kinda funny? How old are you. Note, as you get older flexibility is problematic. If your friend was called shit balls, were your other friends called brown streak?

 

[KoreanBear]

Do your poops get worse as you age? I've never had a problem cleaning my butt hole with TP. I've never thought of using wet wipes though in my adult age. My eyes have been opened to a whole new world.

I usually use wetwipes before bed whether I poop or not.
Unless you have a bide it's the best thing for your ass after warm water and soap.
Get the flushable kind. You and your ass'll love it.