What did you pretend when you were little

[jaxhawksfan]

I used to pretend my parents actually gave a damn.

 

[bri]

I used to pretend my parents actually gave a damn.

Awwwwwwwww.



I'm starting to think you guys like seeing me cry.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Awwwwwwwww.



I'm starting to think you guys like seeing me cry.

If you don't have video proof, it didn't happen.

 

[The Mule]

Wait. Did people stop pretending? I pretend all the time. Isn't that how we get through life with some semblance of happiness?

 

[TSD]

When I believed in God I used to pretend heaven was just a giant orgy. Like it was a giant land made of a like a bed, and its just me and a never ending supply of new hot women.



I think thats why heaven cant exist. Its supposed to be the ultimate paradise, but the reality of what the bible depicts heaven to be is too damn repressed to meet my expectations. Therefore it does not exist. Yeah I'd be the douchebag that shows up to heaven and be like....this blows, send me back down.



and then what happens if you remarried after a spouse died? Who are you married to in heaven? and at what generational gap do you have to not see your relatives in heaven. Like "Sup great great great great great great great great Gramps". Do they speak English in heaven? Theres just too much shit that just doesnt work in an eternal "paradise". So then I stopped pretending what a great place heaven would be. My fantasizing ruined my fantasy.

 

[TSD]

Wait. Did people stop pretending? I pretend all the time. Isn't that how we get through life with some semblance of happiness?

Kind of like when you pretend you are with me instead of TCD?























I couldn't resist that opportunity to make TCD the brunt of a joke.

 

[jakobeast]

Kind of like when you pretend you are with me instead of TCD?























I couldn't resist that opportunity to make TCD the brunt of a joke.

What joke?