What Is Your Favorite Method For Beating Your Woman?

[KittiesKorner]

For me...

I like to use my VHS tape (yes, VHS tape) of Superbowl XLI against the back of her lower abdomen.

Discuss.

 

[Ares]

Frozen pigeon on a stick....

 

[Tjodalv]

With my vaccine-syringe laden penis. If we don't make them autistic, how would anyone know we were there?

 

[-Cago34-]

I slingshot lima beans at her forehead.

 

[Rustysurf83]

I mostly mentally abuse her into believing that she is useless until she lets me shoot my load wherever I want and wants me to choke her.

 

[-Cago34-]

I slingshot lima beans at her forehead.

And if that shit don't work I punch da ***** in her gills.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

And if dat shit don't work I punch da ***** in her gills.

She's a fish?

Hey, random question. What's up with flesh eating bacteria in Florida? I read it's bad this year. I'd prefer me and the Mrs. don't get that shit on our little trip to your neck of the woods next month.

 

[Hbkrusso]

blunted spears

 

[Warrior Spirit]

This thread is an abomination. None of you are funny, just pathetic and wretched. Now, go join Ray Rice on the highway to hell.

 

[-Cago34-]

She's a fish?

Hey, random question. What's up with flesh eating bacteria in Florida? I read it's bad this year. I'd prefer me and the Mrs. don't get that shit on our little trip to your neck of the woods next month.

Lol, yeah, my girlfriend told me about it the other day. She saw it on the news, its not like an epidemic or anything (that I know of), I wouldn't worry about it.

But, if after you go for a swim and your skin feels a lil funny, just have the wife give you a golden shower. Piss fixes all kinda shit; flesh eating bacteria, athletes foot, jellyfish stings, dry bed sheets. Piss is great.

 

[-Cago34-]

This thread is an abomination. None of you are funny, just pathetic and wretched. Now, go join Ray Rice on the highway to hell.

Loose the routine and join the party, dipshit.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Loose the routine and join the party, dipshit.

I'm not one of you, shit for brains.

 

[-Cago34-]

I'm not one of you, shit for brains.

This thread has epic potential, and here you are, being you, as usual.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I wouldn't piss on you if you or your catamite's togas were on fire, Spartong

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I wouldn't piss on you if you or your catamite's togas were on fire, Spartong

If you ever pissed on me, I'd shit on you.

 

[KittiesKorner]

and you and your catamite would high-five?

 

[Warrior Spirit]

The things you come up with tell me are one sick twisted ****. No wonder why your wife cheats on you.

 

[Hbkrusso]

I cant believe this threads been going this long and not one persons mentioned a donkey punch

 

[SERE Bear]

Surprise butt sex

 

[JimJohnson]

I cant believe this threads been going this long and not one persons mentioned a donkey punch

We have a winner folks!!!!!!!!!!