What Is Your Favorite Method For Beating Your Woman?

[KittiesKorner]

The things you come up with tell me are one sick twisted ****. No wonder why your wife cheats on you.

What does your wife think about your catamite?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Spartans a ******.

 

[ijustposthere]

For me...

I like to use my VHS tape (yes, VHS tape) of Superbowl XLI against the back of her lower abdomen.

Discuss.

Open palmed slap to the face, while wearing one of these, preferably white:

What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics, but the girlfriend keeps telling me to add more spontaneity, so I change tanks and give her a backhand once in while.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

No matter where we are at or whatever we are doing I'm always sure to tell, "Now clean it up you guinea brat!"


It's our (my) favorite movie.

 

[ijustposthere]

My dad loves this one:

[video=youtube;LmZfJuS4sVc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZfJuS4sVc[/video]

 

[ijustposthere]

No matter where we are at or whatever we are doing I'm always sure to tell, "Now clean it up you guinea brat!"


It's our (my) favorite movie.

When do you do this?

[video=youtube;_g9RI0GgRIQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g9RI0GgRIQ[/video]

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Often.

 

[Heidenlarm]

Frozen pigeon on a stick....

When I saw this the other day I thought of you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4U9L5Iu6Gc&feature=youtu.be

 

[Heidenlarm]

To answer the question: making her think I am the one.

 

[Nail Polish]

I beat em with the chain from their chain wallet

 

[Nail Polish]

This thread has epic potential, and here you are, being you, as usual.

Spartys still pissed cause he predicted Zimmerman being found guilty

 

[X]

Closed.

---> Sent from above.