What is your Porn Name

[Monster]

I once spent a year on an Iraqi FOB in Al Anbar Province. You get pretty stressed after a while and have some odd conversations to pass the slow time. Anyway, one of the guys on the embedded team I was with said everyone has a natural porn name. The calculation is easy..
Your first name in the name of the first pet you remember from childhood.
Your last name is the first street you remember living at that is not a number.
Pretty simple...

Mine was... Jo Jo Dellview

 

[Tjodalv]

Damien Maplewood? I think that one works.

 

[Urblock]

Rusty Koehn.

 

[Monster]

I'm already laughing... Maplewood (let's face it, anything with wood works) and rusty are outstanding.

 

[Monk]

What if I always had girl pets?

Ginger Elm-Grove doesn't seem like a good name.

 

[Monk]

Wait I thought of a boy pet, Milo Elm Grove

 

[ijustposthere]

Negro Houston. That said, if I chose my own porn name, it'd be Toucan Slam. Or Captain Munch.

 

[Monk]

Negro Houston. That said, if I chose my own porn name, it'd be Toucan Slam. Or Captain Munch.

You had a pet named negro?

 

[Urblock]

You had a pet named negro?

:lmao:

 

[Monk]

Srsly, what did you call him when your black friends were around?

 

[Hbkrusso]

Fireman Silver

 

[Urblock]

Fireman Silver

Women would like that one. :yep:

 

[Dan0mite]

Rudy Illinois

 

[Omeletpants]

Ron Weasly

 

[SilenceS]

SheLikeMe

 

[xer0h0ur]

Fifi St. Louis.

Nah bro. Nah.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Winky Walnut

 

[remydat]

Buster C Breeze (lived in Sea Breeze) which is legit.

 

[Monster]

Buster C Breeze (lived in Sea Breeze) which is legit.

That's pretty damn funny...

 

[ShiftyDevil]

Gunner Marshall

I've always enjoyed my porn name, also works as an action hero name.