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The color of one's neck?
You stole my line. Post my pictureThe color of one's neck?
When your from Kentucky...
If you go to a family reunion to meet women... Foxworthy says AgentE is accurate lolThat falls more into the hillbilly category.
Nope. Im Chicago born. :yeah:
Pure bloods! :hi5: lolMe too. :hi5:
You might be a redneck if:
...your entire family family talks like professional wrestlers.
...you think the last four words to the national anthem are 'gentlemen, start your engines'.
...when your family gets together, there is an empty dollar store somewhere.
...you've ever been too drunk to fish.
...you once stared at a can of frozen orange juice for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.
...your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
...you have a singing plastic fish in more than one room in your house.
...your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold.
...your father walked you to school because he was in the same grade as you.
...your best towels say 'Best Western' on them.
You must watch Jeff Foxworthy. Lol
When your in the same grade as your father...
You might be a redneck if:
...your entire family family talks like professional wrestlers.
...you think the last four words to the national anthem are 'gentlemen, start your engines'.
...when your family gets together, there is an empty dollar store somewhere.
...you've ever been too drunk to fish.
...you once stared at a can of frozen orange juice for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.
...your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
...you have a singing plastic fish in more than one room in your house.
...your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold.
...your father walked you to school because he was in the same grade as you.
...your best towels say 'Best Western' on them.
You don't own a shirt with sleeves.