What Makes Someone A Redneck?

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When your from Kentucky... :shifty: :D
 

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You might be a redneck if:

...your entire family family talks like professional wrestlers.
...you think the last four words to the national anthem are 'gentlemen, start your engines'.
...when your family gets together, there is an empty dollar store somewhere.
...you've ever been too drunk to fish.
...you once stared at a can of frozen orange juice for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.
...your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
...you have a singing plastic fish in more than one room in your house.
...your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold.
...your father walked you to school because he was in the same grade as you.
...your best towels say 'Best Western' on them.
 

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You might be a redneck if:

...your entire family family talks like professional wrestlers.
...you think the last four words to the national anthem are 'gentlemen, start your engines'.
...when your family gets together, there is an empty dollar store somewhere.
...you've ever been too drunk to fish.
...you once stared at a can of frozen orange juice for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.
...your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
...you have a singing plastic fish in more than one room in your house.
...your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold.
...your father walked you to school because he was in the same grade as you.
...your best towels say 'Best Western' on them.

You must watch Jeff Foxworthy. Lol
 

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When you wear camo to school 4 days a week. Seen plenty of them in high school...
 

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When your in the same grade as your father...
 

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You don't own a shirt with sleeves.
 

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When your in the same grade as your father...

Already posted.

You might be a redneck if:

...your entire family family talks like professional wrestlers.
...you think the last four words to the national anthem are 'gentlemen, start your engines'.
...when your family gets together, there is an empty dollar store somewhere.
...you've ever been too drunk to fish.
...you once stared at a can of frozen orange juice for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.
...your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
...you have a singing plastic fish in more than one room in your house.
...your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold.
...your father walked you to school because he was in the same grade as you.
...your best towels say 'Best Western' on them.

See?
 

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if it hasnt been said 1000 times in this thread

jeff.foxworthy.
 

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