What should I get for my 17th birthday?

[Rush]

Buy a fleshlight.

 

[GrinderBall41]

Buy a fleshlight.

:lmao:

 

[Toews Sideburns]

Buy a fleshlight.

I'm ambidextrous. It feels better to use left and right...

 

[Relapse]

Get an official Luongo jersey... then take a shit on it and burn it. Or get some Canucks tickets and go to the game and keep yelling out how the Sedin twins are incestuous lovers.

 

[Toews Sideburns]

Get an official Luongo jersey... then take a shit on it and burn it. Or get some Canucks tickets and go to the game and keep yelling out how the Sedin twins are incestuous lovers.

FINLANDIA.



You wish you had twins on your team and a half decent goalie...Instead you have 2 *** kids in Toews and Kane,the third wheel Hossa and the old pedophile Marty "the LB hunter" Turco.

 

[Captain Iago]

FINLANDIA.



You wish you had twins on your team and a half decent goalie...Instead you have 2 *** kids in Toews and Kane,the third wheel Hossa and the old pedophile Marty "the LB hunter" Turco.

And a recent one of these:

Granted it's been a while since we've seen one of these here, but shit, the only time one of those has made a trip to Vancouver is when a player from another team brings it home.

 

[Toews Sideburns]

And a recent one of these:

Granted it's been a while since we've seen one of these here, but shit, the only time one of those has made a trip to Vancouver is when a player from another team brings it home.

That's a nice red X there...

 

[Captain Iago]

That's a nice red X there...

I'm sure you couldn't deduce what picture that was supposed to be, so I'll repost:

Actually, after a little fact checking, that trophy did make an appearance in Vancouver...and was promptly handed to Potvin after a 4 game sweep of the Nucks.

 

[Toews Sideburns]

I'm sure you couldn't deduce what picture that was supposed to be, so I'll repost:

Actually, after a little fact checking, that trophy did make an appearance in Vancouver...and was promptly handed to Potvin after a 4 game sweep of the Nucks.

You're probably black.

Black people aren't supposed to watch the NHL

Well I'm officially 17 in some parts of the world...Yaay.

I think I might just get some hockey cards again for my birthday...I don't need anything anyways.

 

[Relapse]

FINLANDIA.



You wish you had twins on your team and a half decent goalie...Instead you have 2 *** kids in Toews and Kane,the third wheel Hossa and the old pedophile Marty "the LB hunter" Turco.

I know it sucks having two superstar players under the age of 23. That means the Canucks won't see past the 2nd round for at least 13 more years.

Toews cannot hear you right now, he is too busy plugging his ears with his Stanley Cup, Team Canada MVP Award, Conn Smythe, and his Gold Medal.

Hossa is also busy, he is working on his shoulders and triceps right now....

 

[Capt. Serious]

You're probably black.

Black people aren't supposed to watch the NHL

Well I'm officially 17 in some parts of the world...Yaay.

I think I might just get some hockey cards again for my birthday...I don't need anything anyways.

Win a Cup then talk. :talktohand:

 

[Toews Sideburns]

Win a Cup then talk. :talktohand:

Only if you get on your knees

 

[derosabomb]

Only if you get on your knees

:clap:

 

[icehogfan08]

LOL, I think that made Dero's night

 

[derosabomb]

LOL, I think that made Dero's night

:yep: