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Jay Cutler Dissed in Northbrook Woman's Obituary
Elizabeth Porter Bowman loved the Cubs, Blackhawks and Bears - but not their current quarterback.

Northbrook, IL

By TIM MORAN (Patch Staff) - January 28, 2016 4:17 pm ET
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Jay Cutler Dissed in Northbrook Woman's Obituary
NORTHBROOK, IL - Elizabeth Porter Bowman, a Northbrook woman who died earlier this month, was a school teacher and tutor described as a passionate and dedicated mother and grandmother.

She was a woman of loyalty, integrity, opinion, curiosity and intelligence.

And apparently not a fan of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.


“A lifelong fan of the Cubs, Blackhawks, Bears (except Jay Cutler), she also enjoyed playing tennis and golf,” was included in the first paragraph of an obituary for Bowman, 78.
 

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You have gotta hate Cutler more than Spartan and Mongo combined to have that lead the obit.
That is conviction.

Are the nut huggers gonna wesboro baptist her funeral?
 

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You have gotta hate Cutler more than Spartan and Mongo combined to have that lead the obit.
That is conviction.

Are the nut huggers gonna wesboro baptist her funeral?
Someone see what Desp is up to!
 

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LOL, that is hilarious. And I don't know why, but that made me feel a little sorry for Jay. Dude takes abuse even from people from their grave.
 

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Even dead people know that jay cutler sucks.
 

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Way to abuse dead people. Damn, this place is getting super creepy.
 

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This chick definitely owned a McCown jersey.
 

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Out of all the Bears players she's seen in her life, Cutler gets the jab.. WUT.

My thoughts exactly. I want to improve the position as much as anyone but Cutler is definitely one of the best if not the best QB the Bears have ever had. I get it he got our hopes up with the talent he has but that doesn't justify hate through death IMO. I like Cutler because he has been fun to watch and has been an upgrade to the shit show we fielded most of my life, I just want a little more.
 

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You have gotta hate Cutler more than Spartan and Mongo combined to have that lead the obit.
That is conviction.

Are the nut huggers gonna wesboro baptist her funeral?

Now, now. We all know Wesboro are devout haters. OP was a good chuckle.
 

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Out of all the Bears players she's seen in her life, Cutler gets the jab.. WUT.

It's like the draft. QBs are evaluated with a higher exponent.
 

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