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I always thought an egg was the thing least likely to get fucked up, and undercooked. Comes in it's own protective packaging, etc. As already mentioned, I kinda used to like the Moons over My Hammy at 2:30 am. Would never touch anything else though.

There is one buffet worse than OCB, and that is Golden Coral. Although I have never been to prison, this is how I picture prison food.


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I always thought an egg was the thing least likely to get fucked up, and undercooked. Comes in it's own protective packaging, etc. As already mentioned, I kinda used to like the Moons over My Hammy at 2:30 am. Would never touch anything else though.

There is one buffet worse than OCB, and that is Golden Coral. Although I have never been to prison, this is how I picture prison food.


Respectfully disagree, it's incredibly easy to ruin an egg. A salad can't be burnt, live insects is the complete list of how to ruin a salad.

Even before the ant incident Denny's sucked, 34 years later I've never been back, haven't missed it a bit, too many great mom and pop diners out there to hit a corporate place. I try to avoid chains whenever possible, went to Olive Garden once because my kid picked it for her HS graduation meal. By the time she graduated from college she had gained some wisdom and picked a real Italian place a mile away from OG, so proud.
 

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Respectfully disagree, it's incredibly easy to ruin an egg. A salad can't be burnt, live insects is the complete list of how to ruin a salad.

Even before the ant incident Denny's sucked, 34 years later I've never been back, haven't missed it a bit, too many great mom and pop diners out there to hit a corporate place. I try to avoid chains whenever possible, went to Olive Garden once because my kid picked it for her HS graduation meal. By the time she graduated from college she had gained some wisdom and picked a real Italian place a mile away from OG, so proud.

So true and with all the apps/social media available to us there's no reason to eat at shit chain places anymore. Yelp is a godsend when I travel. Able to find so many great local joints that I never would have thought about going to without it.
 

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Respectfully disagree, it's incredibly easy to ruin an egg. A salad can't be burnt, live insects is the complete list of how to ruin a salad.

Even before the ant incident Denny's sucked, 34 years later I've never been back, haven't missed it a bit, too many great mom and pop diners out there to hit a corporate place. I try to avoid chains whenever possible, went to Olive Garden once because my kid picked it for her HS graduation meal. By the time she graduated from college she had gained some wisdom and picked a real Italian place a mile away from OG, so proud.

Live insects can't get inside the eggshell, so there is that. Eggs are the one thing that can be left out at room temperature for a length of time and not go bad. Or get insects inside them. I would rather eat an overdone egg than a cockroach/ant infested salad any day of the week. Don't even get me started on the germ fest a salad bar brings to the table. One would think a Denny's, any Denny's, go's through a shit ton of eggs, so they should at least be reasonably safe to eat. I guess I am looking at it from a "what can I eat and not die" perspective more than a "what is the cook least likely to screw up" perspective.

Olive Garden, yes, another gem indeed. is there any decent chains out there though? Red Lobster?
 

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Have you ever had a century egg?

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Live insects can't get inside the eggshell, so there is that. Eggs are the one thing that can be left out at room temperature for a length of time and not go bad. Or get insects inside them.

You go into a restaurant and order whole eggs still in their shell brought to you? Like unpeeled hard boiled eggs, to ensure they are insect free?

After refrigeration eggs have a room temperature life of 2 hours, pretty much the same as meat and everything else.
 

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You go into a restaurant and order whole eggs still in their shell brought to you? Like unpeeled hard boiled eggs, to ensure they are insect free?

After refrigeration eggs have a room temperature life of 2 hours, pretty much the same as meat and everything else.

Fair enough, but during that time, fly's are not landing on the part I eat.
 

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I started some a while back, but they won't be ready till 2110.
Sometimes I think some cultures could take a steaming pile of manure, sprinkle some salt on it and age it for a decade and call it a delicacy. Doesn't make it right or good.

Century egg? no thanks. I pass on horse urine smelling rotten eggs.
 

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Sometimes I think some cultures could take a steaming pile of manure, sprinkle some salt on it and age it for a decade and call it a delicacy. Doesn't make it right or good.

Century egg? no thanks. I pass on horse urine smelling rotten eggs.


Lol, of course people look to short cuts, and some vendors in China are using copper sulphate instead of baking soda to shorten the process. So not only rancid, but poison.
 

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Lol, of course people look to short cuts, and some vendors in China are using copper sulphate instead of baking soda to shorten the process. So not only rancid, but poison.
These are the same folks that eat rat. Hard pass. Chiner is a strange place for culinary arts. And as we lightly broach the subject of Gyyyyyyna; I will demand they stop fucking before they and India overpopulate and kill us all like an unstoppable cancer. Yeah i said it. Stop fucking China... and India.
Maybe FT can add some input here on mandatory abortions.
 

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These are the same folks that eat rat. Hard pass. Chiner is a strange place for culinary arts. And as we lightly broach the subject of Gyyyyyyna; I will demand they stop fucking before they and India overpopulate and kill us all like an unstoppable cancer. Yeah i said it. Stop fucking China... and India.
Maybe FT can add some input here on mandatory abortions.

People be either pro choice or pro life??. Nah cuz I aint about that shizzle. ?Im pro abortion. Aint tryna sugarcoat it honey. ?Finna cut them lil bitchs out there???☠☠☠. Little do y'all know, i have a plan to save us all from FEMA camps. Im finna make sure there's food for all of us when famine strikes????. If ur pro life or pro choice, dont @ me.??? Cus I'm against India and China overpopulating the world ????
 

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People be either pro choice or pro life??. Nah cuz I aint about that shizzle. ?Im pro abortion. Aint tryna sugarcoat it honey. ?Finna cut them lil bitchs out there???☠☠☠. Little do y'all know, i have a plan to save us all from FEMA camps. Im finna make sure there's food for all of us when famine strikes????. If ur pro life or pro choice, dont @ me.??? Cus I'm against India and China overpopulating the world ????
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Mine was easily Arby’s. A self proclaimed foodie sent me there claiming I just HAD to try the Meat Mountain. Well I did and I spent most of that night vomiting profusely. What’s more, the person in who suggested I try it claimed I was faking because “he didn’t get sick when he ate it”
 

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Mine was easily Arby’s. A self proclaimed foodie sent me there claiming I just HAD to try the Meat Mountain. Well I did and I spent most of that night vomiting profusely. What’s more, the person in who suggested I try it claimed I was faking because “he didn’t get sick when he ate it”


I have it on very good authority that Arby's venison sammy is a thing you will literally never understand until you try it.

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