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I am pooping right now. I shit you not. All hail laptops. Good thing it's my wifes... even though I bought it.
When was the last time you pooped?
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But if you do someday......I'm sure it will smell like roses.
What I should have said is I figured you'd come sniffing around this thread.
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I shit about 10 minutes ago, one of those mushy ones where it seems like all the toilet paper in the world wont clean your asshole out and you eventually give up, sticking a wad of toilet paper between your cheeks to avoid streaks.
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Every day at 9am and again at 3pm.
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I ate some White Castle last night. So many false alarms today. Gassy as hell. I've been ripping some amazing farts. Been careful not to push too hard and birth a turtle in my shorts.
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Iv'e had alot of pressure building up, I think there might be a growler coming. I'll try and wait until I get home as they normally require some wet wipes or a shower to clean up after. Do I get bonus points if I had corn for dinner last night?
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I definitely feel like I got a turd honking for the right-of-way.
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I hate pooping at work, I can't go in and sit down if someone is already in one of the stalls, I pee and come back later... I know it's dumb, I'm ok if I'm in the stall already and someone comes in and pees, but I just don't like it. At least I'm not the guy who has to hazmat the entire stall before he'll poop.
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I always poop at work, even got my favorite stall
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Corn and peanuts are bonus points.
Shredded lettuce also can make the bowl look like wet confetti.
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I just got a little horny.
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You know you could always invest in a package of pantie liners to use in a situation like that. Some come in small enough packages that you could keep one in your wallet and nobody would even know. Or you could keep some baby wipes in your desk. I have heard some men will put tampons there, but I would not advise it. Just trying to be helpful. When you feel fresh you feel more confident.
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It's 9am......guess what I'm doing.......
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On a side note, hydrocodone makes my shit rival that of kings.