Which Nunchaku would you prefer to have children beat the shit out of you with (mjy related)

[HeHateMe]

With the resurfaced doxxing discussion and the potential threat several forum members are facing, I've asked my children to be more vigilant and aware of their surroundings when playing in our yard, and when they are leaving or returning to our home. Daddy can't always be around to blast a stalker/predator/trespasser and mom is anti-homicide so as an extra precaution I've asked my two oldest, who are blue and purple belts in Wadokai, to have their nunchaku handy if they're out playing soccer or running laps around the house.

In the interest of being a more accommodating victim of a deranged unhinged ccs assailant, I've created a poll.

Which one of these would you feel most comfortable breaking your knees, forearms and face @Mighty Joe Young ?



Hard rubber w/chain and bearings



Hard wood with chain and bearings



Steel w/ chain and bearings



mini foam padded

 

[KittiesKorner]

Gonna need to put in the work of watching some nunchaku tape before I answer, but make sure your chillens take no quarter

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Tbh I wish there was a "Other" or "Dany" option as I've already taught your children how to perform an incapacitating palm strike so I feel like weapons would be unecessary.

That being said it doesn't hurt to have a backup plan so I voted for all of them.

 

[MDB111™]

OP please invest in a few throwing stars. You don't need the option of close up hand to hand combat with all that blubber cushioning.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Watch out for the e honda move

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

I don’t think I’m coordinated enough to mess around like michaelangelo. But be warned stalkers and creeps if I catch you creepin on my ring camera I’m putting a cap in your ass

 

[HeHateMe]

I don’t think I’m coordinated enough to mess around like michaelangelo. But be warned stalkers and creeps if I catch you creepin on my ring camera I’m putting a cap in your ass

I put a neighborhood notice that if anyone sees a couple kids wailing on a 300 lb man in our front yard to let them cook and call an ambulance

 

[Heidenlarm]

Other: socks with cans of beer in them. At least then I could ask for a mercy beer whilst getting pummeled or use the cold cans to soothe my swelling.

 

[KittiesKorner]

That’ll put the fear porn of god in ‘em!

 

[HeHateMe]

I see WOOD is taking the lead. You okay with that @Mighty Joe Young? I'm good with wood because rn they only have foam rubber and wood. That steel one is out of stock currently so if that's what you'd prefer you'll have to wait a lil bit b4 showing up at our house.

 

[Bearly]

Don't overcomplicate this when he already owns some.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

I see WOOD is taking the lead. You okay with that @Mighty Joe Young? I'm good with wood because rn they only have foam rubber and wood. That steel one is out of stock currently so if that's what you'd prefer you'll have to wait a lil bit b4 showing up at our house.

Personally I chose wood cause I was day dreaming of Sydney Sweeney

 

[MDB111™]

@Mighty Joe Young Please don't FAFO. His children will use your obese body for blood sport. Be safe and maybe FAFO a few oreos or a Dairy Queen Blizzard instead of a survivor series with minors.

 

[HeHateMe]

@Mighty Joe Young Please don't FAFO. His children will use your obese body for blood sport. Be safe and maybe FAFO a few oreos or a Dairy Queen Blizzard instead of a survivor series with minors.

This is fair warning. My 10 year old does 500 push-ups a day 5 days a week. He is in speed training pushing weighted carts 3xweek and just got him a speed bag because he wants to start boxing training next month. The lil guy is lethal. His discipline and confidence is unparraleled amongst his peers. Basically dude is @clenbuterol_clint but fully natty and a third his age (and not a multimillionaire yet)

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

This is fair warning. My 10 year old does 500 push-ups a day 5 days a week. He is in speed training pushing weighted carts 3xweek and just got him a speed bag because he wants to start boxing training next month. The lil guy is lethal. His discipline and confidence is unparraleled amongst his peers. Basically dude is @clenbuterol_clint but fully natty and a third his age (and not a multimillionaire yet)

Is it true he’s a great sniper in Fortnite?

 

[HeHateMe]

Is it true he’s a great sniper in Fortnite?

He doesn't really do much screens

 

[Ares]

@nvanprooyen tried hitting me with a baseball bat when I showed up in his yard dressed as a bear.

I shrugged it off and kept eating partially raw meat from his grill.

I walked through his fence when I arrived, so he may have mistaken me for an actual bear.

It was a 7/10 experience IMO.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

My son has gold ones. Sure, they are pretty heavy for a 3 y/o, but they pack a punch.

 

[nvanprooyen]

@nvanprooyen tried hitting me with a baseball bat when I showed up in his yard dressed as a bear.

I shrugged it off and kept eating partially raw meat from his grill.

I walked through his fence when I arrived, so he may have mistaken me for an actual bear.

It was a 7/10 experience IMO.

Just finally got the fence fixed. Thank you for opening it vs bashing it down.

 

[Ares]

Just finally got the fence fixed. Thank you for opening it vs bashing it down.

I don't recall being polite about opening that fence with my girth, but you're welcome.