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5 losses in a row and the coach has a window accident?
5 losses in a row and the coach has a window accident?
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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you very much. It's great to be here with all of you, the tremendous fans of the Chicago Bears. I've always said, Chicago is a fantastic city, and the Bears are a tremendous team. I mean, they really are. But you know, I've been thinking, and a lot of people have been telling me, they say, "Donald, you should own the Chicago Bears." And you know what? I think they're right. I think I should own the Bears.
Now, let me tell you, I know a thing or two about winning. I've been a winner my whole life, and I know how to make things great. The Bears are a great team, but I believe I can take them to the next level, make them even greater than they already are. We need a winner at the top, and I'm a winner, folks.
You look at the Bears' history, and it's tremendous. But we need to bring that winning spirit back. We need to make the Bears the most winning team in the history of the NFL. And who better to do that than me? I've had tremendous success in business, in real estate, on television, and even in politics. I've been a winner in every field, and I can make the Bears winners again.
Now, some people may say, "Donald, why the Bears?" And I say, why not the Bears? Chicago is a great city, and the Bears are a great team. They deserve a winner, and I can be that winner. I know how to build a winning team, how to make the right decisions, and how to lead to victory.
So, folks, I'm officially announcing my intention to buy the Chicago Bears. Together, we will make the Bears the greatest team in the NFL. We'll bring in the best coaches, the best players, and we'll have the best facilities. It's going to be tremendous, believe me.
I've spoken to the current owners, and they're great people. But it's time for a change, a change that will bring success, glory, and victory to the Chicago Bears. Together, we will make the Bears great again. Thank you, thank you very much, and God bless the Chicago Bears!
Now, let me tell you, I know a thing or two about winning. I've been a winner my whole life, and I know how to make things great. The Bears are a great team, but I believe I can take them to the next level, make them even greater than they already are. We need a winner at the top, and I'm a winner, folks.
You look at the Bears' history, and it's tremendous. But we need to bring that winning spirit back. We need to make the Bears the most winning team in the history of the NFL. And who better to do that than me? I've had tremendous success in business, in real estate, on television, and even in politics. I've been a winner in every field, and I can make the Bears winners again.
Now, some people may say, "Donald, why the Bears?" And I say, why not the Bears? Chicago is a great city, and the Bears are a great team. They deserve a winner, and I can be that winner. I know how to build a winning team, how to make the right decisions, and how to lead to victory.
So, folks, I'm officially announcing my intention to buy the Chicago Bears. Together, we will make the Bears the greatest team in the NFL. We'll bring in the best coaches, the best players, and we'll have the best facilities. It's going to be tremendous, believe me.
I've spoken to the current owners, and they're great people. But it's time for a change, a change that will bring success, glory, and victory to the Chicago Bears. Together, we will make the Bears great again. Thank you, thank you very much, and God bless the Chicago Bears!
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And when he threatens the nuclear option you know he’s not bluffing.
That and the Russian choir to sing the national anthem would be a thousand times better than that Cornelison hack.
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Think McKenna and Ryan have right of first refusal for any sold shares, but of these choices I would love RIHANNA as a majority owner of the Bears.
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The performance clause would be a bitch…..polonium facial for fucking up…..
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My favorite teams
Before I even opened the thread my first thought was Mark Cuban.
I also think Bezo's ego would build the Bears a palace of a stadium if he were to buy the Bears.
"Amazon Field at Arlington Heights" has a nice ring to it.
I also think Bezo's ego would build the Bears a palace of a stadium if he were to buy the Bears.
"Amazon Field at Arlington Heights" has a nice ring to it.
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Someone whose money came from a strong business acumen and not from inheriting a sports franchise.
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Elon Musk just for the lulz
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I was going to vote for Kid Rock, but realized it was The Rock, so I’m going with Louis Vuitton
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I went with Cuban for the expertise in running a sports organization and then Rihanna so I have something to look at.
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Kid rock doesn't have enough money and will probably drop dead before virginia.
