Who is the toughest guy on this board?

[malcore]

I haven't been in a fight since I was about 11 or 12 years old. Even then, it was more of a biting your lip stare down than an actual fight.

 

[Hbkrusso]

Knee to the liver, stomp to the kneecap, or headbutt was what I was taught, whichever was easiest.

But this isn't about IRL toughness bro, this is about internet toughness.

I do this...

then goto their house and do this

 

[Desperado34]

Knee to the liver, stomp to the kneecap, or headbutt was what I was taught, whichever was easiest.

But this isn't about IRL toughness bro, this is about internet toughness.

Ah. Okay.


Well, idk... I want my screenname in capitals so I get more attention.

I just laugh at this stuff ppls say.

HHM, what's ur real name bro

 

[Hbkrusso]

Last time I fought was downtown walkin last year. Some toad pulled up w his bros in there car and said something; I kept walkin. Some side street by River North.

Bout 3s of em say somethin again n I just be like "ya I'm with ya, go bears."(got me outta so many fights in college lmao. Just say were all bear fans here!!)

Dude pops outta car and i felt i was gonna get dat flash mob bullshit cause too suspicious. He gets in my face, saw his bros gettin out.

So I jacked him right in the stomach and chin me n ran my ass off lol. Been jumped a good amount of times n held my own, but always end up gettin my ass kicked.

Best advice ever is from Louis Lamour: If you know you can't avoid a fight, punch them right in the stomach.

in that situation im like this...

and all his bros are like...

 

[HeHateMe]

Ah. Okay.


Well, idk... I want my screenname in capitals so I get more attention.

I just laugh at this stuff ppls say.

HHM, what's ur real name bro

Rod Smart?




I can't divulge that bro, sorry. There are some real wackos on here that can't be trusted to limit their aggression to the internet. I'll probably see you at the meetup though!

 

[Desperado34]

I haven't been in a fight since I was about 11 or 12 years old. Even then, it was more of a biting your lip stare down than an actual fight.

Lol.

It sucks. People who brag and talk about MMA and shit are seriously tools. One of old best buddies was into that shit. Shocker shocker we don't talk anymore. Got in a fistfight in early December( forgot bout this) after he embarrassed me at my good bros house. Drunk asshole, hitting on my friends, GFs, drinking IPAs and fireball. Called my GF a racist name after she drove his car for him. She stopped car, I popped him in face, we scuffled. Swore to him friendship is over. He texted me next day hope I froze to death and I'm a *****. Tried apologizing a few times since but in truth, assholes who brag about being hardasses r losers and should be weeded out.

Sorry I'm going on stories. I drink a few 3Floyds and am buZzin- just reminds me of ex good buddies i got rid of due to the attitude of wanting to fight.

 

[malcore]

Rod Smart?




I can't divulge that bro, sorry. There are some real wackos on here that can't be trusted to limit their aggression to the internet. I'll probably see you at the meetup though!

Ryan at BearsHQ gave your name away once HHM. But no worry, I'm too far away to be an actual threat, and he was probably wrong, because he once messaged me, calling me Gary or Brian or something, threatening porn subscriptions to my address on 42nd Avenue.

I am named neither of those names, and live nowhwere near a 42nd avenue.

 

[HeHateMe]

Lol.

It sucks. People who brag and talk about MMA and shit are seriously tools. One of old best buddies was into that shit. Shocker shocker we don't talk anymore. Got in a fistfight in early December( forgot bout this) after he embarrassed me at my good bros house. Drunk asshole, hitting on my friends, GFs, drinking IPAs and fireball. Called my GF a racist name after she drove his car for him. She stopped car, I popped him in face, we scuffled. Swore to him friendship is over. He texted me next day hope I froze to death and I'm a *****. Tried apologizing a few times since but in truth, assholes who brag about being hardasses r losers and should be weeded out.

Sorry I'm going on stories. I drink a few 3Floyds and am buZzin- just reminds me of ex good buddies i got rid of due to the attitude of wanting to fight.

That's funny but I guess not uncommon. My experience is the opposite though. A couple of my friends did the whole semi-pro thing and are the nicest guys ever. Never look for fights and if one finds them, they do their best to just end it quickly when they could show off and/or really hurt someone. They are pretty secure bros though.

 

[Hbkrusso]

I thought we were being internet tough guys in here wtf is up with all this pansy smansy real talk shits

 

[Omeletpants]

Knee to the liver,

Screw that knee to the liver crap. I just remove their liver with my hands

 

[Monk]

I can fight. I'm a fighter.

 

[Monk]

I'm totally powning WCL in this other thread. It's hilarious.

 

[Monk]

Srsly, you should all check it out. Most fun I've had since Sunday night.

 

[Monk]

I wonder if he's going to realize that I'm just screwing with him. Proly not.

 

[Urblock]

God frowns on trolls.

 

[Nail Polish]

Meh. I'm tough but now I'm always worried bout getting a nice pop to the head and Havin da seizures strike me cause day epilepsy. I try to walk ways.

Your way better off walking away..Ya hit some guy, he falls and hits his head and dies..Youre fucked..That happened to Daleys nephew ..You probably read about it..The guy is a convicted felon now and the other guy is dead cause they were drunk and exchanged blows over nonsense

STUPID!!

 

[Monk]

God frowns on trolls.

And I'm still going to heaven.

 

[Novak]

That's funny but I guess not uncommon. My experience is the opposite though. A couple of my friends did the whole semi-pro thing and are the nicest guys ever. Never look for fights and if one finds them, they do their best to just end it quickly when they could show off and/or really hurt someone. They are pretty secure bros though.

Same here. I played football in highschool and a couple of my close buddies from the team did semi-pro mma for a little. Both are awesome guys! Real nice and respectful, if you get into a fight with one of them that's your own fault. They don't go out looking for fights.

 

[HeHateMe]

Ryan at BearsHQ gave your name away once HHM. But no worry, I'm too far away to be an actual threat, and he was probably wrong, because he once messaged me, calling me Gary or Brian or something, threatening porn subscriptions to my address on 42nd Avenue.

I am named neither of those names, and live nowhwere near a 42nd avenue.

He must have been thinking about Brian Gary. Have no idea who that guy is.

 

[Desperado34]

Truth bro. Smart man right here.
Two fellas i know had this happen.

One stuck up for his buddy at a college party w some bullying frat boy asshole pulling out a baseball bat. Guy I know saw this and jacked the guy in face(EMT) just to stun him and get out. Knocked the guy out cold, hit his jaw on table corner and fractured his jaw. Cost em 12k

Guy I played ball with hit a kid over some stupid drunk shit 5 yes ago. Guy got knocked out, hit his head on curb and is still a vegetable. Dude I know was in prison past few yrs for it.