Who was your first celebrity crush?

[Jysen]

Macaulay Culkin

Is that you Sandusky?

 

[Popinski Soda]

Is that you Sandusky?

Hey, I like what I like, okay?

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Legal Disclaimer: Not really though, pedophilia is garbage ass.

 

[Jntg4]

Hey, I like what I like, okay?

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Legal Disclaimer: Not really though, pedophilia is garbage ass.

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[Capt. Serious]

Wrigley's first celebrity crush is a donkey..dayum.

Hawt.

 

[Jntg4]

Wrigley's first celebrity crush is a donkey..dayum.

Hawt.

JoeCawks is a raging homosexual obsessed with his first celebrity crush, a fucking Detroit Red *** by the last name of Datsyuk, while claiming to be a Blackhawks fan, despite unprovoked and unwarranted fucking bitching about every fucking player on the team even when they are winning, and is offended by absolutely fucking anything, such as the term "Cawks" or "JoeCawks" and is a mental fucking idiot and spends all his time on forums bitching about other people posting too much while showing even more people his retardation as if he shouldn't be humiliated enough as it is, while proceeding to ***** about not having a fucking job but hasn't left the fucking house in over 9 months and has barely put any fucking effort in to live a life of his own outside of his father's house.

/rant

 

[Crystallas]

All day long, and she has a large sample size.

:nothanks:

 

[GaelicSoxFan]

JoeCawks is a raging homosexual obsessed with his first celebrity crush, a fucking Detroit Red *** by the last name of Datsyuk, while claiming to be a Blackhawks fan, despite unprovoked and unwarranted fucking bitching about every fucking player on the team even when they are winning, and is offended by absolutely fucking anything, such as the term "Cawks" or "JoeCawks" and is a mental fucking idiot and spends all his time on forums bitching about other people posting too much while showing even more people his retardation as if he shouldn't be humiliated enough as it is, while proceeding to ***** about not having a fucking job but hasn't left the fucking house in over 9 months and has barely put any fucking effort in to live a life of his own outside of his father's house.

/rant

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[Uman85]

JoeCawks is a raging homosexual obsessed with his first celebrity crush, a fucking Detroit Red *** by the last name of Datsyuk, while claiming to be a Blackhawks fan, despite unprovoked and unwarranted fucking bitching about every fucking player on the team even when they are winning, and is offended by absolutely fucking anything, such as the term "Cawks" or "JoeCawks" and is a mental fucking idiot and spends all his time on forums bitching about other people posting too much while showing even more people his retardation as if he shouldn't be humiliated enough as it is, while proceeding to ***** about not having a fucking job but hasn't left the fucking house in over 9 months and has barely put any fucking effort in to live a life of his own outside of his father's house.

/rant

Wow. All that in just one sentence. Impressive.

Now...tell me how you really feel. :thinking:

 

[Jntg4]

Wow. All that in just one sentence. Impressive.

Now...tell me how you really feel. :thinking:

I really feel like... I'm tired and kind of hungry, but don't really want a sandwich right now.

 

[Houston]

I went to youtube to find a 90's picture of Salma Hayek. But got distracted along the way.....