Who's down for Pizza Rolls?

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One 4th of July, I got so drunk that I forgot I had a pizza in the oven. Then, when I remembered it, I opened the oven, fell straight down, and scarred my arm from the corner of the oven door. And the pizza was black. That sucked. I still have the scar. Apparently, earlier that night I was lighting roman candles and was smacking my friends ass with the tube as they shot out. I have no recollection of that night until the pizza.

I've done this. Well the pizza thing anyways. 9 hours after the fact it folded in half like a black Taco. I was tempted to take a bite out of hungover curiosity.
 

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I once set my apartment on fire with a hot pocket, but not a pizza roll. I put it out with my own urine. The arson inspector was satisfied. Now my wife buys me hot pockets when she thinks I'm stressed. I don't have the heart to tell her that hot pockets give me flashbacks, but they also still taste pretty good (ham & cheese).
 

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Sure I'd take some. If I were 5
 

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I love pizza rolls and cooking them in the oven.

It always sucks when you take your first bite, no matter how long they have been sitting out and cooling. It's like a volcano of blistering hot magma erupting in your mouth.
 

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I love pizza rolls and cooking them in the oven.

It always sucks when you take your first bite, no matter how long they have been sitting out and cooling. It's like a volcano of blistering hot magma erupting in your mouth.



UT OH! Im not going there
 

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I cook them bitches on the Pizzazz
 

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Pizza Rolls are great at anytime. As are hot pockets. As is Pizza. Warm or Cold. The first two can be cold, just not icy.
 

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I ate hot pockets in college, until they stopped selling them with a roll of toilet paper.
 

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You fucking tard. So did you eat it? When I was a bachelor I would buy spaghetti noodles and then eat them raw while drinking tecate and playing madden or watching sopranos

Nah, tossed it right in the garbage. That shit was hard as a rock. Probably would've broke my teeth.
 

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I wish you could get pizzas from restraints with that flaky totinos pizza crust.
 

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