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When I was little my older girl cousin lived with us. Just to piss her off I would bite the head off the wax baby Jesus in the little manger
With Christmas fast approaching ...
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Ommy...Dont be bitter...One day that carrier pigeon will arrive with the Dear John letter from Marie Antoinette
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OK Ozzy...lol
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Ommy just made this thread weird.
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Now that's the Holiday spirit
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Like that's never happened before
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Are we all friends with Fisch on facebook?
Who be who with what?
Who are you?
Who am I?
Who are we
Who be who with what?
Who are you?
Who am I?
Who are we
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Fisch is friends with everyone.
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I got it all set...Desperado, Unblock, Montana Bear,Ares, Ole69, and Brett will be my elves..Cago my business manager( no stealing my money please)
If a brat gets out of line, Desperado will take him for a one way motorcycle ride
Brett will install the real meaning of Christmas in those little ingrates heads
Montana Bear will be my personal security
Ares will make sure no kids bring pigeons into the mall
Ole69 will be the music guru placing sexual subliminal messages in the music for chicks
Unblock will be in charge of interviewing any of age (non lezbo) females to see if they are willing to provide Santa with some sexual favors. Lezbo's will be tossed out
Looks like a plan! Now all I need is a Santa suit with a roomy crotch so I can scratch my balls during those long days
Here is the pic for the front page
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I got it all set...Desperado, Unblock, Montana Bear,Ares, Ole69, and Brett will be my elves..Cago my business manager( no stealing my money please)
If a brat gets out of line, Desperado will take him for a one way motorcycle ride
Brett will install the real meaning of Christmas in those little ingrates heads
Montana Bear will be my personal security
Ares will make sure no kids bring pigeons into the mall
Ole69 will be the music guru placing sexual subliminal messages in the music for chicks
Unblock will be in charge of interviewing any of age (non lezbo) females to see if they are willing to provide Santa with some sexual favors. Lezbo's will be tossed out
Looks like a plan! Now all I need is a Santa suit with a roomy crotch so I can scratch my balls during those long days
Here is the pic for the front page
haha you crazy old nut.
Can Nvan and Scoot help out MontanaBear with security? After all, they are mall cops ya know. :-v
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Nvan isnt old enough to pack a pistol, and Scoot might pull a coupe
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Ommy said Nvan packs a 2" pistol earlier :dunno:
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Id bring Ommy on board, but Im afraid his heart would give out and his family would sue for damages
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Or award you some of the life insurance...
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How would Rory Sparrow be as a Santa...
Rory Santa begins to pontificate, "I will grant you wonderful gifts of knowledge, will grant you... Oh, hello little Suzy, what would you like for Christmas?" Little Suzy replies, "I would like a Barbie". Rory Santa gets a disgusted look on his Santa face and retorts, " A Barbie, you moron! The 'Only Hearts Club' dolls are far superior. The dolls have a much more realistic girl body type, they wear cool teen and pre teen clothing not the ballerina, bikini crap, and represent Caucasian, African American, Asian body types in a soft pose able doll body... Counter that argument..." Little Suzy, looking offended, calls Rory Santa names and stomps off the stage...
Big Moderator Elf, would then have to step in and offer to sensor Rory Santa, and promise little Suzy that she can have her Barbie and not be called a name for having the Barbie.
Rory Santa begins to pontificate, "I will grant you wonderful gifts of knowledge, will grant you... Oh, hello little Suzy, what would you like for Christmas?" Little Suzy replies, "I would like a Barbie". Rory Santa gets a disgusted look on his Santa face and retorts, " A Barbie, you moron! The 'Only Hearts Club' dolls are far superior. The dolls have a much more realistic girl body type, they wear cool teen and pre teen clothing not the ballerina, bikini crap, and represent Caucasian, African American, Asian body types in a soft pose able doll body... Counter that argument..." Little Suzy, looking offended, calls Rory Santa names and stomps off the stage...
Big Moderator Elf, would then have to step in and offer to sensor Rory Santa, and promise little Suzy that she can have her Barbie and not be called a name for having the Barbie.
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No one in their right mind would sit on BearsBud's lap.
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You wanna sit on my lap and make Lance jelly MrsG? He will rage...
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His application said he's been herpes free for six months and gonna get past step 8 one of these days!
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