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I liked AI until the switch happened. Kubrick died and shithead took over.

I saw Con Air was on TV over the weekend, so I watched a few minutes.
Holy shit, that was bad.

90s movie bad.

Transformers was also on, so I watched 5 minutes to giggle. Good gravy, that was bad too.

In the transformers movies there is always so much shit moving around. It is like watching a really fucking intense screen saver when you are too drunk and the whole world is spinning.

Cannot get behind that.
 

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I liked AI until the switch happened. Kubrick died and shithead took over.

I saw Con Air was on TV over the weekend, so I watched a few minutes.
Holy shit, that was bad.


90s movie bad.

Transformers was also on, so I watched 5 minutes to giggle. Good gravy, that was bad too.

Con Air is one of those good bad movies. Cage's accent is fucking hilariously bad.
 

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Sound of Music. When she broke into that "Hills are Alive" shit my schnauzer's ears would curl up to try and avoid the hurt to her:(
 

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Con Air is one of those good bad movies. Cage's accent is fucking hilariously bad.
Kinda how I view it. There are movies that are bad in a hilarious way that makes them gold (Like Reefer Madness) and there are movies that are just bad: like Twilight.

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I guess I am in the vast minority in that I liked Blair Witch Project. Maybe it doesn't stand up to the test of time, but I thought it was original when it first came out.
Maybe. The one thing that irritated me about the movie was that it was so transparent. There was no suspension of disbelief: I fully disbelieved that somone paid for it and I am still in disbelief that it spawned an entire genre that gave us cinematic excreta like Cloverfield.

But that's my *opinion*.

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I actually watched that entire movie. I don't know why. It was awful from second one.
 

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Its interesting how dumb/gullible people are...I never thought that Blair Witch was 'real', but I guess a lot of people still thought it was 'real' even after seeing the movie. That said, I was one of the people who didn't connect the dots in The Sixth Sense until it was spelled out for me at the end of the movie...and my wife just realized yesterday that Tim Allen does the Michigan travel ads.

I totally agree with your other point. If ever there was a genre that couldn't be reproduced, it was the horror mockumentary. The novelty has already worn off after the first viewing, yet Blair Witch somehow created dozens of copycat movies.
Even though I agree, it's not quite what I meant by suspension of disbelief.

Yes, there were a bunch of genetic cul-de-sacs out there that believed it. But the truth is every piece of media requires a certain level of suspension of disbelief. In most cases for good movies the plot, humor, or even outright absurdity induces that on it's own. With Blair Witch, it induced none of it in me and all of the fans of the movie at the time said, "You have to imagine you're there in order to enjoy it."

Good movies do that automatically, and not require you to go in with the mindset of telling your self, "I have to pretend I'm there".

To each their own, though. There are people out there who can't stand "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and say it's one of the worst movies ever made. I find the movie enjoyable in a near train-wreck fashion, especially since we know that the flying saucers went back to being Ed Wood's hubcaps after the shoot.
 

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That's what I told my wife when she found my anal porn collection.
Thank you my good sir! I needed the laugh and that made my day!

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That's alright. I think it's one of the most overrated films ever too. I don't understand why it's so popular.

I would not say great... but far from the worst with films like Conan the Destroyer out there.
 

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I think Whiplash was one of the worst, and most overrated movies in recent memory.
 

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Cool As Ice.

Late 80s/early 90s, Vanilla Ice is the star. Definitely crosses over into the so-bad-its-good territory. Highly recommend watching with several people and several beers.
 

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The Godfather III is easily WOAT for me. Just fucking horrible after the first two were so good. Do your brain a favor and skip it if you haven't seen it already.
 

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The Godfather III is easily WOAT for me. Just fucking horrible after the first two were so good. Do your brain a favor and skip it if you haven't seen it already.

Have you seen the composite Godfather trilogy that was aired around Memorial Day. It was pretty interesting and had many edited out scenes from the three movies. THere's on scene when Michael finds one the assassin who killed his wife in Sicily and blows him up with a car bomb. Pretty vindictive guy, that Michael.
 

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Caddyshack III. Awful movie.
 

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