Woman Stabs Husband Because Devil Said He Was "Worshipping NASCAR"

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I can't imagine ever getting the motivation or the courage needed to kill someone while under the influence of THC.


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Prove to me that a baked out brain from smoking weed didn't make her do this.

Hey, man... God ordered the Israelites to kill mass amounts of people. Who's to say he didn't tell this woman to stab her husband?

Until it's proven otherwise, I'll believe that god was up to this.
 

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Hey, man... God ordered the Israelites to kill mass amounts of people. Who's to say he didn't tell this woman to stab her husband?

Until it's proven otherwise, I'll believe that god was up to this.

Could you clarify what god you speak of? It would help in debunking it.
 

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Could you clarify what god you speak of? It would help in debunking it.

http://www.gotquestions.org/Canaanites-extermination.html

https://bible.org/question/how-could-loving-god-tell-israelites-kill-their-enemies-even-children

http://www.denisonforum.org/faith-q...-did-god-tell-the-jews-to-kill-the-canaanites



There are plenty of other sites where Christians are trying to explain why god would do this.

Let me guess though,... it shouldn't be taken literally and it was for the Jews, so who cares?
 

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http://www.gotquestions.org/Canaanites-extermination.html

https://bible.org/question/how-could-loving-god-tell-israelites-kill-their-enemies-even-children

http://www.denisonforum.org/faith-q...-did-god-tell-the-jews-to-kill-the-canaanites



There are plenty of other sites where Christians are trying to explain why god would do this.

Let me guess though,... it shouldn't be taken literally and it was for the Jews, so who cares?

Wait, they are trying to debunk her story.... da ***** was cray cray, thats all they need to say, I'll back em up lol
 

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http://www.gotquestions.org/Canaanites-extermination.html

https://bible.org/question/how-could-loving-god-tell-israelites-kill-their-enemies-even-children

http://www.denisonforum.org/faith-q...-did-god-tell-the-jews-to-kill-the-canaanites



There are plenty of other sites where Christians are trying to explain why god would do this.

Let me guess though,... it shouldn't be taken literally and it was for the Jews, so who cares?

I think you are having a stroke. Find someone to sing Happy Birthday to. It might save your life.
 

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