Would You Rather Thread

[Rush]

Constantly have "Would you rather" questions amongst friends. Inspired by TFM's Weekly WYR article "http://totalfratmove.com/the-weekly-would-you-rather-small-holes/"

I'll start the thread off with this one. Post your own.

Would you rather bang Kate Upton (or comparable hot chick) on a stage in front of all your family and friends or just an average chick with privacy?

^Gotta go big. Kate Upton with the audience.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Is my mother part of the family and friends audience? Because if she is, no chick alive could succeed in getting me hard.

 

[Novak]

Would you rather have no penis or five penises?

Follow up, Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?

 

[Penny Traitor]

Would you rather have no penis or five penises?

Follow up, Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?

d.) All of the above

(move to Tokyo and become a porn star)

Would you rather have to always be unflinchingly honest or tell nothing but lies?

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Average looking in private.

 

[Rush]

Is my mother part of the family and friends audience? Because if she is, no chick alive could succeed in getting me hard.

Yup, you gotta put on a show.

 

[Rush]

d.) All of the above

(move to Tokyo and become a porn star)

Would you rather have to always be unflinchingly honest or tell nothing but lies?

Unflinchingly honest. I've been testing that out in real life scenarios and it works out pretty good. Also brutal honesty is the best.

 

[Novak]

d.) All of the above

(move to Tokyo and become a porn star)

Would you rather have to always be unflinchingly honest or tell nothing but lies?

Definitely lies. If i was honest 100% of the time no one would love me.

 

[Nick80]

It doesn't matter what you do though as others will always find a way of twisting things to suit their own narritive in life.

Being brutally straight forward with people only gets you where you want to be with people who appreciate it, the rest will walk away or fight you tooth and nail to prove you otherwise.

 

[ruprecht]

Would you rather poop out a baby or pee out a kitten.

 

[Nick80]

Most likely the answer is C) **** an onion ring, a BK onion ring.

 

[ruprecht]

Most likely the answer is C) **** an onion ring, a BK onion ring.

That was a good thread but it disappeared.

 

[SilenceS]

Would you rather a hand job by Caitlyn Jenner or a hand job by Hillary Clinton while Caitlyn Jenner stared you in the eyes?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I'd rail Hilary

 

[Desperado34]

Would you rather a hand job by Caitlyn Jenner or a hand job by Hillary Clinton while Caitlyn Jenner stared you in the eyes?

Am I drunk?

 

[SilenceS]

Am I drunk?

Hope not, you may choose plan C

 

[Desperado34]

Hope not, you may choose plan C

If I was realllyyyyy drunk;Hillary could touch my peepee. I don't know about Jenner tho

 

[Mitchapalooza]

If I was realllyyyyy drunk;Hillary could touch my peepee. I don't know about Jenner tho

Dafuq?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Am I drunk?

Idk, are you?

 

[Novak]

It doesn't matter what you do though as others will always find a way of twisting things to suit their own narritive in life.

Being brutally straight forward with people only gets you where you want to be with people who appreciate it, the rest will walk away or fight you tooth and nail to prove you otherwise.

What are you on about now?