Would You Rather Thread

[A.C. Milan]

I may not be a Cubs fan but if they make it to the WS I will cheer for em.

nah don't do that

in 2005 we lost the Champions League final against Liverpool, we were winning 3-0 at half time but they tied 3-3 and we lost at penalty shots, talking about sport it is the worst day of my life and the last time i cried, those shit of Inter Milan the very first time we met after it happened did this

keep the rivalry strong

 

[xer0h0ur]

That is the difference between being a fan and a fanatic. European soccer lends to hooliganism and being fanatical. People out there will kill over losses. Its a world I am not a part of for any sport. I got awfully close to being fanatical about Bears football at one point and I am happy I weened off that shit because its bad for your mood, health and sanity.

 

[A.C. Milan]

i think that if you stay within the laws and you don't go too far chanting insults against dead people you can also be a fanatic to the point that the scores of your team change your mood ( not that i like this, i just see nothing wrong if this is the limit )

BTW you are right when you say that here in Europe there are violent people that use soccer as a reason to be violent, but in recent years this phenomenon is significantly decreased and i can tell you now that to go see a soccer game is 100% safe

 

[ruprecht]

Would you rather read this thread or tape a ferret to your balls?

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

A nanny is not typically considered in the "pornography industry".

Well we don't know what exactly his job is but I was thinking maybe a fluffer in the *** porn industry. :elephant:

 

[Novak]

A nanny is not typically considered in the "pornography industry".

I get paid good money to make sure Grimson has clean underwear every day and Tribar's lunchbox is filled with a nutritious, balanced diet.

 

[CRM 114]

I get paid good money to make sure Grimson has clean underwear every day and Tribar's lunchbox is filled with a nutritious, balanced diet.

What lunchbox?

 

[Penny Traitor]

Speaking of Championships.

Would you rather your favorite sports team win the World Series/Super Bowl/Stanley Cup/etc. every year or never again?

(Cubs fans are disqualified as someone obviously made that choice over a century ago)

 

[The Hawk]

Quote Originally Posted by Novak View Post

I get paid good money to make sure Grimson has clean underwear every day and Tribar's lunchbox is filled with a nutritious, balanced diet.

What lunchbox?

You know.......The one you take on the short bus with you. It has Princess Leah and Luke on it

 

[CRM 114]

Quote Originally Posted by Novak View Post

I get paid good money to make sure Grimson has clean underwear every day and Tribar's lunchbox is filled with a nutritious, balanced diet.




You know.......The one you take on the short bus with you. It has Princess Leah and Luke on it

I don't follow.

Also, learn how to quote properly.

 

[CRM 114]

Would you rather have an internet gang falsely accuse you of being a child or being a cripple?

 

[Novak]

Would you rather have an internet gang falsely accuse you of being a child or being a cripple?

Definitely cripple, cus the first one would never happen.

 

[Rush]

Would you rather have an internet gang falsely accuse you of being a child or being a cripple?

A cripple.

That way you could have more punchlines/one-liners to work with for future jokes.

 

[GUSTER12345]

Constantly have "Would you rather" questions amongst friends. Inspired by TFM's Weekly WYR article "http://totalfratmove.com/the-weekly-would-you-rather-small-holes/"

I'll start the thread off with this one. Post your own.

Would you rather bang Kate Upton (or comparable hot chick) on a stage in front of all your family and friends or just an average chick with privacy?

^Gotta go big. Kate Upton with the audience.

Kate. All day Kate no matter what the circumstances--don't mind doing it on the 50 yard line at Solider Field during halftime of a Bears game either, let alone family and friends. The more the merrier.

 

[The Hawk]

Kate. All day Kate no matter what the circumstances--don't mind doing it on the 50 yard line at Solider Field during halftime of a Bears game either, let alone family and friends. The more the merrier.

Make sure viagra has kicked in. Don't want to have a limp tallywhacker in front of all of those folks

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Constantly have "Would you rather" questions amongst friends. Inspired by TFM's Weekly WYR article "http://totalfratmove.com/the-weekly-would-you-rather-small-holes/"

I'll start the thread off with this one. Post your own.

Would you rather bang Kate Upton (or comparable hot chick) on a stage in front of all your family and friends or just an average chick with privacy?

^Gotta go big. Kate Upton with the audience.

Hi-fiving moms while she sees her boy balls deep in Kate Upton?
Sure. I'll take that pepsi challenge.
Pops is getting the low-five.

Once I blow my load on Kate's amazing tits, I'll scoop some of it off in the palm of my hand, find my asshole uncle, then smack him with my cum-filled hand, hopefully while he was eating cheese on a cracker, or some mediocre food product.
That would be one of the greatest days for a human being.

 

[DrGonzo]

Would you rather:

Listen to the recording of a Grateful Dead concert from the '90s in its entirety, including drum solo

OR

Rape your own ass with a giant dildo made out of barbed wire?

 

[ruprecht]

Would you rather:

Listen to the recording of a Grateful Dead concert from the '90s in its entirety, including drum solo

OR

Rape your own ass with a giant dildo made out of barbed wire?

Definitely the dildo. Having seen the Dead in the 90s I can say this with some confidence. Good acid tho