Option d, Bruce Wayne buys the bulls from Jerry Reinsdorf. Wayne's first act as owner is to fire Gar/pax, and replace him with Morgan Freeman. Morgan freeman invents a time machine that allows him to travel back to 1984. After Peeing in Lebron James' baby formula, Freeman kills the limo driver that was intended to pick up jordan. Freeman proceeds to kidnap Jordan into the future to replace the surprisingly spry and healthy Richard Hamilton. Surprisingly, in spite of his new found health, Hamilton rarely plays the season due to migraines/depression, as jordan and rose constant "Rip" on him using appropriately placed "Dick" jokes. Oh yeah, Jordan wins his seventh title, and batman somehow stops the space time continuum from tearing.