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No. So choose Kobe or :gtfo:
LeBron
No. So choose Kobe or :gtfo:
LeBron
If you steal Jordan from 1984, he never wins his first 6.Option d, Bruce Wayne buys the bulls from Jerry Reinsdorf. Wayne's first act as owner is to fire Gar/pax, and replace him with Morgan Freeman. Morgan freeman invents a time machine that allows him to travel back to 1984. After Peeing in Lebron James' baby formula, Freeman kills the limo driver that was intended to pick up jordan. Freeman proceeds to kidnap Jordan into the future to replace the surprisingly spry and healthy Richard Hamilton. Surprisingly, in spite of his new found health, Hamilton rarely plays the season due to migraines/depression, as jordan and rose constant "Rip" on him using appropriately placed "Dick" jokes. Oh yeah, Jordan wins his seventh title, and batman somehow stops the space time continuum from tearing.
Boo! I would rather see the Spurs win a 5th. And I dislike the boring Spurs.
LeBron winning his second is easier for me to deal with..
Don't wanna hear more of the Jordan-Bryant shit if he gets the 6th like Zack said.
I'd rather the NBA lockout for the next 3 years so all these assholes go play somewhere else.